Jesse Antarctica
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Asshat Wrote:Okay guys, listen up. Tomorrow is the big day. Tomorrow we storm the city and take it back into allied control. I am placing Gomer in charge of the troops tomorrow. I know that he has no battle training and has never done anything to boost troop morale. But, he never missed a meeting at boot camp and had a perfect attendence record.
Good luck men.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of this company is in our hands. Our stockholders are demanding that we lead this company and that they see measurable success in the near term. It is our duty to perform.
Therefore, I am promoting Ned to take over as President of the company. I know that Ned has never done anything to make the company better, to boost production, to increase market share, or to promote our product line, but he has never missed a day in the mail room. He even works on week ends. Perfect attendence is the key to our future.
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no argument here...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Huddle up boys. We have 2.5 seconds on the clock. We still have time, but we need a 3 point shot to win. Okay, I am putting Achmed in to take the final shot. I know he hasn't played any in this game. I know that he has never played in a big game. But he has never missed a practice. He is our man. Tom you inbound it to Clay and then you feed it down court to Achmed. Achmed, you hit the three pointer. Got it! Okay, break!
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Asshat, please decide if it's Timmy the new QB, Ned the new Pres or Gomer the new commander.
I do not have enough points to change Snarg's title more than 3 times, TIA.
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"Achmed, IT's Outside Threat" seems appealing too. Damn.
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i have one question for asshat: why wait more than a week to bring this up?
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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Asshat Wrote:I brought it up several times after I found out about it. I only heard about it a couple of days ago.
so i guess in the interim i didn't fuck anything up too badly
also, fyi, when lee asked me, i suggested several other members who i felt would cause less shit to fly
it seemed i was wrong till you noticed what happened a week later
maybe that was the week you spent being a UJ sycophant??
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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What's my internet best friend up to here?
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.