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what is the opposite of sexy?
#1

this apparently!!

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so we're at the show this weekend, drinkin', dancing, checking out hot women, you know. first three bands have finished and helmet is setting up. I notice my buddy is kinda dancing and mackin on this one chick. cute blonde in leather with some kind of feather boa thingy. not the greatest looking girl in the world and she has a few years on her, but hey thats just the way I like em!

so after a while I notice he's got this chick hangin all over him, kissing on him and shit. he is no Johhny Depp but he is $$$$$ with the ladies. so I am like "fuck he is good to go, wonder if she has a friend?"

turns out she has 2!

so I'm basically trained on the show. I did not drive 4 hours to miss helmet or chevelle's set. but he has been working on these chicks for a while and tells them we have a phat room at the wyndham with 2 double beds and a killer view. (which we did)

he also tells them we have some weed and most of a bottle of absinthe (sup 8?) which I didnt even know he was going to have until we got there. so these chicks are down for coming back to party. so as the shows winding down she goes to get her friends and at some point my buddy points me out to her.



bitches ran for the H I L LS ! *poof* Ninja Vanish!

fucking hilarious!

actually its not, it hurts a lot. but I bet someone will get a laugh out of it!

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#2

I am sooooooooo :michman:

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#3

I chuckled
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#4

nice story...fuck skeezers!

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#5

You should totally hang out with Tom. The chicks you don't scare off Tom would dispatch with his shitty pick up lines "no, I was checking out your ugly friend, not you"
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#6

more weed for you guys... fuck them.
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#7

RACK you fuckers for trying to console my tattered ego. but I am sexually repulsive. seriously.

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#8

ya gotta respect a man who knows himself
just sayin'

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#9

Maybe you should move on to another species.

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#10

Asshat Wrote:Maybe you should move on to another species.


I am thinking about getting really high, severing my own penis and posting pictures on the net.

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#11

SizeMatters Wrote:I am thinking about getting really high, severing my own penis and posting pictures on the net.
Internet suicide is big right now....

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#12

should I start a poll?

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#13

find a fatty and take out your grief on her tub o' butter...thats what minorthreat does

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#14

I am willing to bet I could even fuck that up.


:booze:

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2000.00 points donated to LFC successfully!


noticed ya lost some pts, livah
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#16

Sorry to hear you're ugly dood....

I wish I could say I understand..

but I have never had a problem with the ladies
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#17

anhil8tor Wrote:I have never had a problem with the ladies

not going after ladies doesn't count as not having problems
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#18

Opposite of sexy=Kirstie Alley

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#19

NinjaBassist Wrote:Opposite of sexy=Kirstie Alley

her eyes creep me out :S
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#20

Her third chin's chin creeps me out

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