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Chimpanzees attack man
leucetios
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03-04-2005, 07:54 PM
So this guy was visiting a chimp at a sanctuary. The chimp was taken from his house years ago. Anyway, two other chimps get out of their cage and attack him. Full article here http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.a...index.html , but check this out:


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St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.
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03-04-2005, 07:57 PM
so thats what happened to Michael Jackson's nose, he was attacked by Bubbles.
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03-04-2005, 07:58 PM
monkey steals the peach!




literally!
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03-04-2005, 07:59 PM
[Image: Monkey_steals_peach.jpg]
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03-04-2005, 08:00 PM
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03-04-2005, 08:01 PM
SizeMatters Wrote:[Image: Monkey_steals_peach.jpg]

how the hell did you know that.
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03-04-2005, 08:03 PM
I know a lot.
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03-04-2005, 08:28 PM
SizeMatters Wrote:I know a lot about touching dudes junk.

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03-04-2005, 09:08 PM
it's dudes'

other wise I'd only be touching one dude's junk. I'm not trying to tie myself down like that.
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03-04-2005, 09:12 PM
SizeMatters Wrote:it's dudes'

other wise I'd only be touching one dude's junk. I'm not trying to tie myself down like that.

i don't blame you, get all the cock you can. and i don't care about my puncuating skills either.
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03-04-2005, 09:19 PM
Check out some chimps swinging around in their compound at your local zoo, observe them for a while and you should get sufficient information why it's a really bad fucking idea to agitate a chimp.


Those buggers are stronger than you think.
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03-04-2005, 09:21 PM
I don't think this guy was agitating them tho. He was there to take the chimp he used to own a birthday cake :S The other two went wild. Two female's also escaped, but they didn't attack, they just took off
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03-04-2005, 09:26 PM
Jealous bitches cause they ain't got no daddy.
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03-05-2005, 12:01 AM
So I saw the whole article, the AP version, in the UT ( big local paper) at lunch. No mention of losing limbs. I believe that part to be false.
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03-05-2005, 12:06 AM
SanDog Wrote:So I saw the whole article, the AP version, in the UT ( big local paper) at lunch. No mention of losing limbs. I believe that part to be false.

Take a look at that link I put at the top. Copyright at the bottom is the AP. Maybe your paper edited it?
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03-05-2005, 12:08 AM
Fukkers. I should sue.
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03-05-2005, 12:15 AM
I get 10% for pointing it out
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