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I was at my friend's wedding reception here in town. Tons of people were there, and the hot girl to beast ratio was approaching 20:1. Females I had never seen before were asking for my number within 2 minutes of meeting me. Girls from out of town were waiting to get their picture taken with me. MILFs were coming to my place to change and intentionally leaving articles of clothing just so they could pick them up later. It was the most beautiful experience of my life.
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your friend got married on a monday? the only night the bowling alley was available?
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People don't have wedding receptions on Monday night.
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By your place you mean the closet????
I know you should be coming out of that thing sooner or later
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was thre an open bar...just sayin
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Then you woke up from the dream you were having....
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