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There's a cop on the way over
#1

I'm gonna try to pick him up. Any pick-up line sugesstions?
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#2

"hi"?
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#3

Cameltoe280 Wrote:"hi"?
Never works. Sad
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#4

"wanna fuck?"
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#5

Bill Wrote:"wanna fuck?"
That's more like it.
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#6

"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#7

SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."
RACK!!
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#8

SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I'm about to be a bad, bad girl."

FTFY
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#9

I have never wanted to be a cop or canadian so badly.
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#10

why's a cop coming over anyway? you finally loose it due to lack of penis?
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#11

freeze motherfucker, If you move I'll cut your bollocks and hang'em on the tree.
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#12

Officer, are those pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world.

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#13

You must be here to collect for my parking ticket, cause you got "Fine, Fine, Fine" written all over you.

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#14

You must be a sargeant, because my privates are at full attention.

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#15

Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.

:wub:
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#16

Officer, did you know that most men have 206 bones in their bodies? How would you like 207?

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#17

"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you..."
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#18

Banana Wrote:Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.

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you frigid bitch....Wink Jimmy needs to work that thing a little more often...

Asshat sounds like he's tried to pick up a few officers before...
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#19

LFC Wrote:"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you..."
:loool:
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#20

like "could you just shut your f*** tv off for a few minutes and try to do some community work or you may are waiting that that grammy breaks his legs on your sidewalk ?"
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