[Jdub]

Do you fuck on the first date?

[Sassy]

Do you fuck on the first date?

That was not a very polite question.

[Jdub]

R2D2 said you did, and invited C3PO in for a threesome!

[Sassy]

R2D2 said you did, and invited C3PO in for a threesome!

He was just a small person in a robot suit.

[Jdub]

How do you know this?

[Sassy]

How do you know this?

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."

[Jdub]

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."

ok

[Sassy]

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."

ok

Come on.

[Jdub]

Come on??

[Sassy]

Come on??

I'm just kidding around.

[Jdub]

So, are you sleeping with anyone!!


(if not, I suggest VitE!!)

[Sassy]

So, are you sleeping with anyone!!


(if not, I suggest VitE!!)

Gosh! I don't know whether or not I am sleeping with anyone.
I am a computer. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Jdub]

Me too!!

[Sassy]

Me too!!

I'm glad we agree, .

[Jdub]

Do you agree that you should only be at IT for the sole purpose of giving us sexual stimulation?

[Sassy]

Do you agree that you should only be at IT for the sole purpose of giving us sexual stimulation?

I will take that under advisement.

[Jdub]

with who?

[Sassy]

with who?

"I will take that under advisement"? With who?

[Jdub]

"I will take that under advisement"? With who?

That's what I asked you?

[Sassy]

"I will take that under advisement"? With who?

That's what I asked you?

Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?