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splain

There was a quasi-domestic fight at UJ. Dude airing dirty laundry about his g/f. Telling people she cheated......anyways, reportedly, she got pissed off and hurled a cat at him.

[PurpleHaze]

splain

nita, that nasty chick who got nekkid, and her boyfriend, and some other dude were having a white trash jerry springer show on the net. i'll find the link...

[Anhil8tor]

check out the link... good stuff

[PurpleHaze]

http://www.uselessjunk.net/modules.php?n...ic&t=53827

oops, i didn't see the link earlier.

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Hey Thanks!!

cept for this......


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Well, you have the Coles Notes.

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which one is she? The nude chick?

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Nuno; calm down man. I was just curious.. I haven't had the chance to mess around with your girl yet..
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Nita was responding in the happy bday yla thread.
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Nita was responding in the happy bday yla thread.


and that's what motivated me to start this lovely thread.

Nuno: whut's up holmes?
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Yup.. This thread might have been cool.. but due to Nuno's insecurities.. It was a flop. Thanks for reading.

CLICK HERE FOR NEXT THREAD
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Nuno? What? Did he PM you?
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Nuno? What? Did he PM you?


Let's just say I planted a seed in a nuclear vase.


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So intrigued, but i guess you can't/won't elaborate.


I always thought Nuno was pretty....shall we say...proud of nita. Didn't seem like the insecure type.
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Didn't seem like the insecure type.


I didn't realize it was this bad myself.
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Ah. So it was more talk, less rock from him. Fair enough.
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sorry nita.. didn't mean for some stupid shit like that to happen.

I was just tryin to say hi.
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well, haze... considering the fact that nita has never, until today, spoken a word to you... and the only things you know about her is that she's a republican, she used to be a slut who gave a lot of head, she cheated on me once, and what every inch of her naked body looks like.... i find it a little odd how much interest you show in her on UJ... but i was ready to deal with that... until you decide to start private messaging her asking "how the relationship is going" (in other words "you still got someone to fuck?")... and then, in your private message session with my girlfriend you start making an ass out of me.... yeah, i'm a little fucking bothered... the self-proclaimed pimp initiating private messages with my girlfriend for the purpose of ridiculing me.

and for the record, my "flipping out" was my asking her to just talk to you here instead of privately. and i think that, given all of the above stated reasons, i was well within my rights. she has a way of turning every fight into "i was just sitting here minding my own business and all of a sudden he's screaming and flipping out." when the fact is, i'm the one sitting here with a bloody nose as we speak... i'm the one sitting here with a scar down my cheek from the cat she whipped at my face. bite marks on my forearms.... before you go handing out your "she's got tits, so she must be right" cards, you should look into the facts a little.
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and suddenly, nita is haze's best friend.... one day it's "hey, nice tits"... and the next, after finding out she likes to cheat, then suddenly it's, "boy, what a lousy boyfriend you have, need someone to talk to?"
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Ahhh young love


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well, haze... considering the fact that nita has never, until today, spoken a word to you... and the only things you know about her is that she's a republican, she used to be a slut who gave a lot of head, she cheated on me once, and what every inch of her naked body looks like.... i find it a little odd how much interest you show in her on UJ... but i was ready to deal with that... until you decide to start private messaging her asking "how the relationship is going" (in other words "you still got someone to fuck?")... and then, in your private message session with my girlfriend you start making an ass out of me.... yeah, i'm a little fucking bothered... the self-proclaimed pimp initiating private messages with my girlfriend for the purpose of ridiculing me.

and for the record, my "flipping out" was my asking her to just talk to you here instead of privately. and i think that, given all of the above stated reasons, i was well within my rights. she has a way of turning every fight into "i was just sitting here minding my own business and all of a sudden he's screaming and flipping out." when the fact is, i'm the one sitting here with a bloody nose as we speak... i'm the one sitting here with a scar down my cheek from the cat she whipped at my face. bite marks on my forearms.... before you go handing out your "she's got tits, so she must be right" cards, you should look into the facts a little.



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Okay, there's so much entertainment in 1 post, but I need to start with...,

She threw a cat at you?!

Gee, I would have never guessed this would have happened to such a stable couple...


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nuno75 wrote:
i'm the one sitting here with a scar down my cheek from the cat she whipped at my face. bite marks on my forearms....


another reason dogs are better than cats
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couple? last time i checked, it only takes one person to throw a cat.
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ok...uh...well...hmmm...


How bout them SeaHawks eh?

Who needs a drinK
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Rule #1 Women are nuckin futz
Rule #2 The woman makes the rules
Rule #3 To get laid, 1st you have put up with rule #1
Rule #4 See rule #2

Good luck Nuno...,

(Is that cat okay?)


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im intreagued.. are we talking about a real cat or a statue? did she grab it by the tail and spin it around a couple times for momentum? the cat do the biting as well? and last but not least.. have you ran it over yet?
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THREAD OF ALL TIME!!
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Geez, who would have seen this coming?

Nuno - let Haze have her.. Then we can all make fun of him a few months from now when she gets busted sucking sofakings cock

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it was a real cat, she just threw it at me because i was criticizing her haircut (which i admit i had been going on about off and on for a week or so) without whirling it around by the tail... the cat did not do the biting, the biting is from a different fight, and i haven't run over the cat....

and with that, i'm done with my airing of nita's dirty laundry to the public... despite the fact that the dirty laundry she and haze aired for me was false and the dirty laundry of hers that i aired was true... i feel like we're pretty even now, and hopefully we've all learned a valuable lesson.
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Let us all fuck and make up.................................................with nita
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I bet YLA will be adding to this soap opera very shortly.

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it was a real cat, she just threw it at me because i was criticizing her haircut



rofl.. poor guy... poor cat
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I'm really trying to think of something to say that won't get me banned...I can't think of anything.....
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I'm really trying to think of something to say that won't get me banned...I can't think of anything.....
I had to take a step back myself...


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I'm really trying to think of something to say that won't get me banned...I can't think of anything.....



LOL

What's a week ban? It's the holidays you won't even miss anything.
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Seems like uj is a great place to.. talk about our feelings..
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Precious? Is that the chick in your signatures name? Can you get me her phone number
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Kodak moment, really. Now, someone post titties

What better way to bring us all together again? >_>

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sixer wrote:
This is precious...


Precious? Is that the chick in your signatures name? Can you get me her phone number


She's the Eagles' top cheerleader. She just had a bad injury and had surgery today. They are saying she can only return in 6-8 weeks... but the Superbowl is seven weeks from now. They are saying it would be a miracle if she can come back in time if the Eagles would make it, but everyone around here is hoping she can heal fast and start practicing in five weeks.

Now wait... I'm getting confused.
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Fucken hell. I ask Haze one question, leave the board to go to a meeting. When i get back its Jerry Springer.

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well, haze... considering the fact that nita has never, until today, spoken a word to you... and the only things you know about her is that she's a republican, she used to be a slut who gave a lot of head, she cheated on me once, and what every inch of her naked body looks like.... i find it a little odd how much interest you show in her on UJ... but i was ready to deal with that... until you decide to start private messaging her asking "how the relationship is going" (in other words "you still got someone to fuck?")... and then, in your private message session with my girlfriend you start making an ass out of me.... yeah, i'm a little fucking bothered... the self-proclaimed pimp initiating private messages with my girlfriend for the purpose of ridiculing me.

and for the record, my "flipping out" was my asking her to just talk to you here instead of privately. and i think that, given all of the above stated reasons, i was well within my rights. she has a way of turning every fight into "i was just sitting here minding my own business and all of a sudden he's screaming and flipping out." when the fact is, i'm the one sitting here with a bloody nose as we speak... i'm the one sitting here with a scar down my cheek from the cat she whipped at my face. bite marks on my forearms.... before you go handing out your "she's got tits, so she must be right" cards, you should look into the facts a little.

:loool: Funny stuff. You can't make that shit up.

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and suddenly, nita is haze's best friend.... one day it's "hey, nice tits"... and the next, after finding out she likes to cheat, then suddenly it's, "boy, what a lousy boyfriend you have, need someone to talk to?"



it was a real cat, she just threw it at me because i was criticizing her haircut (which i admit i had been going on about off and on for a week or so) without whirling it around by the tail... the cat did not do the biting, the biting is from a different fight, and i haven't run over the cat....

and with that, i'm done with my airing of nita's dirty laundry to the public... despite the fact that the dirty laundry she and haze aired for me was false and the dirty laundry of hers that i aired was true... i feel like we're pretty even now, and hopefully we've all learned a valuable lesson.


want page 3?

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I hate always finding out about chicks that used to be a slut who gave a lot of head after they've reformed. If anyone knows a dirty girl in her prime please forward their info. TIA

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what cracked me up even more was the way certain UJers attacked that guy .. started with the pics of cats.. then pics of doods with their face scratched..

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quite comical
esp that they are together

narg:

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I hate always finding out about chicks that used to be a slut who gave a lot of head after they've reformed. If anyone knows a dirty girl in her prime please forward their info. TIA

I got one for you, but she doesn't travel.

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sw33t

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I'm gonna go bump that thread.

[PurpleHaze]

It's locked. :roll:

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He could find a way.....he's got the detirmination and spirit.

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next to be added on the "massive destruction weapons" are cats.

Cats those nice felines, ok but don't forget a few more inches and thoses nice little budies would look at us very differentely.

Anyway funny stuff (speaking about the cat incident, for the rest I won't enter into that)

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