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In anticipation of the IT drink-off, please answer the following questions:
How many days a week to you have at least one drink?
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week?
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)?
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz?
How many drinks before you're drunk?
What is the most you've ever had to drink?
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking?
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking?
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking?
For purposes of this thread, let's call a "drink" 12 ounces to a pint of beer, a glass of wine (is that 4 ounces?), or a shot (mixed drinks counted by number of shots in them). Feel free to embellish to tell as much of the story as you think we need to know. Stupid stories are welcome. Your answers can be used by Banana/PH for handicapping the drinking contest as they see fit.
Let's hear 'em.
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Living at 5280 feet above sea level, I could drink all of you under the table at sea level.
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what? Wrote:In anticipation of the IT drink-off, please answer the following questions:
How many days a week to you have at least one drink?
7.
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week?
70-80 at least.
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)?
10-12 prolly.
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz?
Depends on how much I've had to eat.
How many drinks before you're drunk?
See above answer.
What is the most you've ever had to drink?
I don't remember.
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking?
Do you mean how many day's?
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking?
I dunno, 6:00am?
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking?
On a beanbag chair, in two really fat girls apartment, naked.
Hopefully, I can join your party!
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How many days a week to you have at least one drink? 5
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week? 20?
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)? weekends 8, weekdays 3
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz? 2-3
How many drinks before you're drunk? 5-6
What is the most you've ever had to drink? like I remember
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking? didn't go to bed one night in the summer
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking? baseball tourny....woke up drunk at 7:00, kept drinking
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking? under the bed
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Banana Wrote:How many days a week to you have at least one drink? 5
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week? 20?
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)? weekends 8, weekdays 3
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz? 2-3
How many drinks before you're drunk? 5-6
What is the most you've ever had to drink? like I remember
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking? didn't go to bed one night in the summer
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking? baseball tourny....woke up drunk at 7:00, kept drinking
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking? under the bed
PS - TD, you can drink more at sea level.
I wanna be Nana's date!
(I got first dib's)
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drinking's for fags
i generally inject
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TomFoolery Wrote:what? Wrote:In anticipation of the IT drink-off, please answer the following questions:
How many days a week to you have at least one drink?
2
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week?
50-60
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)?
30 (assuming I have at least 5 drinks with 4 oz per drink and 10 shots)
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz?
8-10 (if we're counting 1 oz of liquor as 1 drink)
How many drinks before you're drunk?
16-20 (same calculations as above)
What is the most you've ever had to drink?
Probably a 1.75 of Captain in 1 1/2 days (also about 200ml of Cuervo and a bunch of weed)
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking?
1:00 pm
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking?
Probably 6 or 7 am
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking?
Behind some chick's garage leaned up against a tree, jail.
For purposes of this thread, let's call a "drink" 12 ounces to a pint of beer, a glass of wine (is that 4 ounces?), or a shot (mixed drinks counted by number of shots in them). Feel free to embellish to tell as much of the story as you think we need to know. Stupid stories are welcome. Your answers can be used by Banana/PH for handicapping the drinking contest as they see fit.
Let's hear 'em.
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How old are you?
Who said I had to make sense ?
How many days a week to you have at least one drink? 7
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week? 45? depends
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)? depends on the day, I would guess avg. 6 drinks, assuming it's liquor, more if it's the weekend or I'm out that night.
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz? 3-4
How many drinks before you're drunk? 5-6
What is the most you've ever had to drink? don't know, a lot.
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking? 5am
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking? 10am
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking? jail
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Purple_Haze Wrote:How many days a week to you have at least one drink? 7
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week? 45? depends
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)? depends on the day, I would guess avg. 6 drinks, assuming it's liquor, more if it's the weekend or I'm out that night.
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz? 3-4
How many drinks before you're drunk? 5-6
What is the most you've ever had to drink? don't know, a lot.
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking? 5am
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking? 10am
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking? jail
Have I told you that I love you?
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britishlad Wrote:back off greg
Leus troll is my plaything
Sorry Dawg, I just got that sudden chub. (I don't know what I was thinking)
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I guess I should answer.
How many days a week to you have at least one drink? 5-7
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week? 50-75 at least
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)? 4-8 if social, 15 or more if it's serious
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz? 6-8
How many drinks before you're drunk? 12-15
What is the most you've ever had to drink? I've counted up to 37, but that wasn't the time I was up 40 hours so that's probably not the most. I've drank all day and then shot a half-gallon on bourbon with 2 buddies, I've also started funnelling beers 3 at a time in mid-binge (the trick is, you have to have someone pour the third one in as you're bonging the beer)
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking? I've gone 40 hours straight conscious before, and I've gone a week without taking a sober breath (got about 3 hours sleep at a time, had a cooler packed by the bed to slam a beer when waking up - ahhhh, college)
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking? I had a couple at 5:30 in the morning to start off Thanksgiving.
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking? woke up on the asphault in the middle of the road once in college. I'm familiar with coyote ugly.
Add'l - at spring break in high school, I was caught in some strangers hotel room with the tap to their keg in my mouth. I've sat in a circle passing bottles of 4 different types of liquor around between 5 people doing shots (I once puked doing that without missing a turn). I perfected the solo keg-stand (noone holding my feet or pumping the keg for me), complete with one-armed push-ups, although I don't think I can do the push-ups any more.
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gee, i don't feel like a fukken lush anymore
thanks, you guys, yer da best
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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