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Since Thanksgiving is near
#1

What is everybody Thankful for?
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#2

Penicillan
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#3

the ignore button


Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#4

hand lotion
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#5

My husband and daughter...:wub:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#6

Insanetrain!!:luuv:
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#7

insanetrainchic Wrote:Insanetrain!!:luuv:

I'we created a monster........ Sad Wink



I luve you too ITC......... :kiss:

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#8

insanetrainchic Wrote:Insanetrain!!:luuv:

kissass.........Wink
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#9

Wyldbill Wrote:kissass.........Wink

and your point is???:confused:
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#10

my family !!
oh yeah and retards because I need some comedy in my life.

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#11

leeman Wrote:I'we created a monster........ Sad Wink



I luve you too ITC......... :kiss:

I didnt say anything about you....I said Insanetrain...the site!!!
but ok.....:luuv:
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#12

I'm thankful that I'm still welcome here, cuz quite frankly, all you guys are awesome.
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#13

i'm thankfull for every moment of life i have.
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#14

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth

was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to

"clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at

the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In

desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the

freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then

suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I

believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully

intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING


I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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