[Pong]

Man Law: It is not allowed to persue relations with a friend's ex. Unless she's really hot.

[Pong]

Man Law: Do not comment about another man's body, wether it be kind or in jest. What were you doing checking him out in the first place?

[Pong]

Man Law: You are only allowed to bandage a wound if it is larger than 1" and bleeding profusely. Otherwise you must shake it off.

[Anhil8tor]

Was there a gun to your head when you wrote this? A cock in your ass?

He got excited by the PH comment...


Man Law:

Sex durning football season should only take place during A) pregame, B) halftime or C) during a blowout.

[what?]

Man Law: You are only allowed to bandage a wound if it is larger than 1" and bleeding profusely. Otherwise you must shake it off.

the minimum requirements are waived for this one if you bandage it with duct tape

[what?]

Man Law (financial advice):

if it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

It is unlawful for any man to count calories or know how to read the Nutritional Facts thing on a food product.

[Sassy]

Man Law:

It is unlawful for any man to count calories or know how to read the Nutritional Facts thing on a food product.

Cool, man. And unlawful for any man to count calories or know how to read the Nutritional Facts thing on a food product is LawIt.

[what?]

Man Law:

times it is permissable to cry:

childbirth (but only if you're sure it's your offspring or you're worried it might be)
on finding out about the death of a close family member and/or attending said family member's funeral
Old Yellar
The Natural
when your child does something extraordinary for the first time
edit: also, if a team that you are PLAYING ON loses in the playoffs

times when it's not:

when she dumps you. there's more and better pussy out there
chick flicks
on your wedding day. all your buddies tried to warn you she was a bitch
edit: if a team you're ROOTING FOR loses in the playoffs
pretty much any other time

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

Does not go into the delivery room during childbirth. That is fucking gross and there is no reason for it. Those doctors are getting paid quite well to handle anything that needs to be done in there. A real man sneaks beer into the waiting room and watches cable.

[Pong]

Man Law: The minimum number of plates of food you're allowed to get at an all you can eat buffet is three.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

A man must always open a door for a lady as long as she isn't ugly or a dike.

[Pong]

Man Law: If one of your possessions breaks, you must attempt to fix it before asking for help. Even if you have no knowledge of how it works or what's wrong with it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

A man is not allowed to use directions when assembling something. The directions are for pussies.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

If you get to third base with a chick and later end up at a poker game, you are required to let the other guys smell your fingers.

[what?]

Man Law:

you aren't required to put the seat back down when you're finished. but it is proper to lift it before you start.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Man Law:

A man can piss in his own backyard at any time.

[SanDog]

Man Law: There should always be beer in the fridge. If there is not, your bitch should be on the way to the store before the last one is gone.

[BIRD33]

Man Law:

sex should be about her too. the number of orgasms she has should be roughly equivalent to the number you get. unless there's a game on

Comprende?(sp)

[Your Mums Pimp]

Fruit in beer is gay.Ive been saying that for a decade.

How come you like it so much