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Sub-paragraph to the wash cloth rule: you are not allowed to use separate conditioner when washing your hair. 2 in 1 shampoos are acceptable but only if it costs less than 5 bucks a bottle. you should not intentionally be trying to add body or shine to your hair
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Man Law:
Learn to blow smoke rings even if you don't smoke. Girls will suck your dick in church if they know you can blow a smoke ring.
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Don't carry a comb around with you. You are only allowed to comb your hair once in the morning. Pulling out a comb in public will bait in the fags faster than chumming for shark.
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Man Law:
If you don't know how to pronounce something on a menu, don't try. Just point at it when they ask you what you'd like.
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Man Law:
if you're going to wear a pink shirt, you better be damn sure you can whip the ass of any man who might say shit to you about it
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what? Wrote:Man Law:
if you're going to wear a pink shirt, you better be damn sure you can whip the ass of any man who might say shit to you about it
Cool, man. All of them?
Who said I had to make sense ?
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what? Wrote:every last fucking one
That is a generalization.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Man Law:
Never ask anyone for help when ordering something to eat. If you have to ask someone what you should order, then they'll assume you will be asking them to wipe your hiney in the Little Boy's Room later.
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Man Law: Add-on to what?'s - You may only own a pink article on the premise that you did not purchase it but rather received it as a gift. It should be stored in the back of the closet, bottom drawer or anywhere else that it's not visable without searching.
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Man Law:
Don't be afraid to throw trash out of your truck window. Its not really that big of a deal. If its paper, it will probably just rot away. If its a can, then someone will probably be glad to pick it up later.
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Man Law:
never go out to eat with other men anywhere that has a dress code. whereever you go should serve wings and beer. you don't have to make your meal solely off of wings and beer, although this is perfectly acceptable, but they should be part of the fare. if you have to put on a jacket to go out to eat with your buddies, you might as well pre-lube your ass for expediency after the meal
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Man Law:
Don't recycle. The whole concept of recycling was conceived at a gay pride convention.
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Man Law: At least once in your life you must do all of the following - Crush a can on your forehead, grow a beard and shoot a gun.
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Man Law: Never use an umbrella.
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Pong Wrote:Man Law: Never use an umbrella.
Cool, man. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Man Law- Always make an attempt to pick up the tab, even if you know someone else is paying. Free is good, but not making an attempt makes you look like a loser.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
