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Man Law: Never do the champange room if you are picking up the tab. If someone else offers to pay, then go it.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:Man Law: Never do the champange room if you are picking up the tab. If someone else offers to pay, then go it.
Cool, man. Are all Law Never do the champange room if you picking up the tab?Does anyone ever really else offers to pay then go it?
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Man Law:
The Point Man Owes The "WING MAN" One Beer For Every 15 Pounds Over-Weight The Blocker is. Similar standards may be set for levels of ugliness.
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Man Law: You are not allowed to volunteer to be the designated driver. You may be nominated or elected into the position but never offer to not drink while everyone else is.
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Man Law:
Don't drive an economy car and especially not a car that gets more than 20 mpg. You might as well be driving around with a siren and a sign that says, "Will suck dick for free".
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Man Law:
If you take beer to someone's house to watch a game, never take any of that beer home. It makes you look poor.
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Man Law:
If you set a beer down and later you can't remember which beer is yours, get a new one. Its better to waste beer than to be french kissing some other dude at the party by drinking his beer.
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Man Law- Colors should never be described as anything but their primary name. Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Brown, White, Black, Orange. Everything else is gay.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Man Law:
Never talk to a woman after sex unless you are helping her to get her things so she can leave. Otherwise, she'll know you are a fag and were probably fantasizing about getting raped by the Oakland Raiders while you were doing her.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:
Never talk to a woman after sex unless you are helping her to get her things so she can leave. Otherwise, she'll know you are a fag and were probably fantasizing about getting raped by the Oakland Raiders while you were doing her.
Cool, man. Are all LawNever talk to a woman after sex unless you helping her to get her things so she can leave?In that case: I think there might be a few exception.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Man Law:
If your wife ever calls you at work, tell her you are busy no matter what you are doing. She'll forget about whatever it was by the time you get home.
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Man Law: If someone is handing out cigars, you must take one and smoke it. Otherwise you will be considered a sissy.
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Man Law:
If a woman can't cook something as good as your mother, she needs to hear it. Rewarding substandard performance is gay.
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Man Law:
NOTHING goes in your ass. I'm talking to you Mich.
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Man Law:
Never use a wash cloth. Only a bar of soap and your hands. A washcloth might have been the same one you or some other man washed his dick with. If you touch that washcloth, then you might as well be deep throating him in a mardi gras parade.
