[JCW]

I wonder if there was a point to this thread when E started it. He must have met some smelly talking blob on the ride to work.

[BIRD33]

I have a good job=I don't take the bus.When I'm on a plane I avoid all eye contact and conversation unless its a doable chick.

[Anhil8tor]

I do not take mass transit. Sorry.

[bam]

I don't take the bus either. On planes I always end up getting sat next to people who want to talk my ear off. I hope that next time I fly, the person next to me is deaf mute.

[Vitamin E]

I tried the wrist watch thing....

The length of my penis makes my wrist look Popeye=esque.

[JCW]

Maybe you should try "Hey, look at my penis!" and they'll look at your watch.

[Blondie]

I drive my car if I have to go to the next door neighbors house. :wub:

[Vitamin E]

I wonder if there was a point to this thread when E started it. He must have met some smelly talking blob on the ride to work.

Nothing physically unusual about the people who sit next to me. I'm afraid there's something I do that attracts chatty fukks.

[littlelolly]

Nothing physically unusual about the people who sit next to me. I'm afraid there's something I do that attracts chatty fukks.

Or the Soul Patrol. Do they ask you to sing and sign autographs?

[Banana]

Nothing physically unusual about the people who sit next to me. I'm afraid there's something I do that attracts chatty fukks.

I think you meant fatty chicks.

[littlelolly]

I think you meant fatty chicks.

Who are also members of the Soul Patrol, and probably want autographs. Tell me, do they ask you to sing anything from Grease? I think he's on broadway these days as Teen Angel.

[Vitamin E]

Or the Soul Patrol. Do they ask you to sing and sign autographs?

SOUL PATROL!!!

[Vitamin E]

I think you meant fatty chicks.

FTR: If she was acting drunk, I would have been the one to start the conversation.

[littlelolly]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Oh my GOD that scared the shit outta me!!!!