[Banana]

Banana has never overthought anything in her entire life.

I've wanted to analyze people my entire life.Hence, I landed in psychology. And here. :S Nuff said.

[Jimmy]

Also why are you looking at her boyfriend??? I ain't enough for you? So now I'm fat.

I'm going to eat Ice cream.

But for the good news I get to drive the bosses truck since my wheel fell off. : )

[Jimmy]

I've wanted to analyze people my entire life.Hence, I landed in psychology. And here. :S Nuff said.

Surely you've fully analyzed all 5 people here already? Twice?

[Banana]

Also why are you looking at her boyfriend??? I ain't enough for you? So now I'm fat.

I'm going to eat Ice cream.

But for the good news I get to drive the bosses truck since my wheel fell off. : )

Not looking at him anymore than you are :lol2: ("she married that bouncer looking tattoo guy right?")

I thought you put your wheel back on?

[Jimmy]

Nope. Wheel is fooked. Need a new one. They don't have any.

[Jimmy]

I don't remember saying bouncer looking. Most bouncers are fat. This guy is like seriously toned. woo-ee.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I like the fact that boob jobs are like a search light for "low self esteem". It helps us men narrow down the search for easy trim.

[Banana]

I don't remember saying bouncer looking. Most bouncers are fat. This guy is like seriously toned. woo-ee.

Should I be worried?

[BIRD33]

IS there some altruistic reason for getting boobs that I am not aware of? Am I stretching it to think people get boobs job because they want their boobs, ultimately just bags of fat and tissue designed to attract attention of men, to look better?

Equating boob job with a hair cut is like apples to oranges. A hair cut costs $50 and takes 30 minutes. A boob job costs thousands and is surgical alteration of your body. Almost everyone gets their hair cut. Not true of boob jobs.

I suspect this friend got it done because her boyfriend is a few years younger and well toned, while she has had two kids. Still, I think she looked great before. Ultimately, this is low self esteem.

A woman could get them for her husband.Thats not selfish.

Its no different then spending 10 G's on dental work for a better looking smile.If the person is doing it to make themselves feel better about their self image it not 100% about what other people think.

[Banana]

Sure, she could. But, then why ask what others think. I'd rather have someone spontaneously comment on what I've changed than ask for compliments.

[BIRD33]

To break the ice.It would be weird to walk into a room with that type of change and not say something.Maybe its fishing for compliments or maybe its nervous conversation.

[Jimmy]

Might be cause she thinks you're friends.

[Banana]

To break the ice.It would be weird to walk into a room with that type of change and not say something.Maybe its fishing for compliments or maybe its nervous conversation.

Yeah, well, that makes sense if she asked when I saw her. She asked in an email.

I was nice. "They look great in a bikini. do you like them?" and when she said she was enjoying them, I said "good for you. That's all that matters! " I didn't tell her she looked nice before, but she really did. I think the reason I don't like fake boobs is because they look fake. Her breasts were smallish, but nice before. Now, they look clearly fake. I prefer natural looking, I guess.

[BIRD33]

Might be cause she thinks you're friends.

I know right?

[Banana]

Might be cause she thinks you're friends.

Maybe. Then again, maybe if we were "friends" she would have come to my mom's or dad's funeral or my bridal shower or our wedding? My baby shower, our kid's first birthday? I haven't seen her in 7 years, but she wants to know what I think of her boobs. :confused:

[BIRD33]

I apologize for calling you bitter.

[Banana]

I apologize for calling you bitter.

You're right. She ignored all the important events in my life and I am taking aim at her inflated chest as revenge!


Seems reasonable, right?

I just finished saying SHE LOOKED GOOD BEFORE, I PREFERED HER NATURAL.I even said her boob looks great now. Real bitter. How is it that you miss these things?

[BIRD33]

I don't know how I misinterpreted the litany of trespasses against you as being bitter.I formally apologize.

[Banana]

Ok then. It's settled. I hate her nice looking fake boobs because she didn't come to my mom's funeral.

Thanks for helping out, bud! I don't know why everyone thinks you're such a clueless dick :hug:

[BIRD33]

Come on theres a little bitterness there.Maybe not about the boob job totally but everything involving this chick must involve some bitter feelings for valid reasons.