12-14-2006, 07:49 PM
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
Man Laws
12-14-2006, 07:49 PM
leeman Wrote:I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Who said I had to make sense ?
12-14-2006, 07:51 PM
Man Law:
Never offer to drop the kids off or pick them up at school. School drop off locations are where all of the gays hang out.
Never offer to drop the kids off or pick them up at school. School drop off locations are where all of the gays hang out.
12-14-2006, 07:53 PM
Man Law:
Never sit in a hottub naked with another man. Water is a conductor and technically it means your genitals are touching his. You might as well be getting assraped by him.
Never sit in a hottub naked with another man. Water is a conductor and technically it means your genitals are touching his. You might as well be getting assraped by him.
12-14-2006, 07:54 PM
Man Law:
Always request that your kid be in the cutest teacher's class. In case you ever have to have a parent teacher conference or something, you don't want to be talking to some ugly bitch.
Always request that your kid be in the cutest teacher's class. In case you ever have to have a parent teacher conference or something, you don't want to be talking to some ugly bitch.
12-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Man Law:
If you are going through a store that has multiple check out lines, always get in the line with the cutest checkout girl. Even if that line is the longest. The ugly checkout girls will realize what is going on and hopefully quit.
If you are going through a store that has multiple check out lines, always get in the line with the cutest checkout girl. Even if that line is the longest. The ugly checkout girls will realize what is going on and hopefully quit.
12-14-2006, 07:57 PM
Man Law:
Never "try on" anything in a store. All the fags do this and they leave their fag germs all over the dressing rooms. If you have been in a dressing room lately, get an AIDS test.
Never "try on" anything in a store. All the fags do this and they leave their fag germs all over the dressing rooms. If you have been in a dressing room lately, get an AIDS test.
12-14-2006, 08:02 PM
Man Law:
Have a florist with all of your dates (birthday, anniversary, etc.) scheduled year round. Make sure they send stuff automatically. Worrying about remembering a date to send flowers is a sure sign of homosexuality.
Have a florist with all of your dates (birthday, anniversary, etc.) scheduled year round. Make sure they send stuff automatically. Worrying about remembering a date to send flowers is a sure sign of homosexuality.
12-14-2006, 08:03 PM
Man Law:
If you see a male friend with his collar turned up, his shirt buttoned wrong, his tie crooked, or whatever....don't say shit. Nobody gives a fuck about it anyway and he is going to think you are wanting butt sex with him if you say anything.
If you see a male friend with his collar turned up, his shirt buttoned wrong, his tie crooked, or whatever....don't say shit. Nobody gives a fuck about it anyway and he is going to think you are wanting butt sex with him if you say anything.
12-14-2006, 08:04 PM
leeman Wrote:A good man never let his fellow drunk man walk home with an ugly chick.
real men encourage this behavior, so they have something to make fun of for a few weeks.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
12-14-2006, 08:06 PM
Man Law:
If a friend is going out of town on business by himself, find a reason to stop by his house while he is gone. That's the only way to know if his wife wants to bang you or not.
If a friend is going out of town on business by himself, find a reason to stop by his house while he is gone. That's the only way to know if his wife wants to bang you or not.
12-14-2006, 08:06 PM
Man Law:
If a good friend starts making an ass out of himself at a party, let him. It will be fun to fuck with him the next day about it.
If a good friend starts making an ass out of himself at a party, let him. It will be fun to fuck with him the next day about it.
12-14-2006, 08:08 PM
Man Law:
If you ever meet another man and you find that he is a vegetarian. That is "code" for flaming faggot, so stay away from him.
If you ever meet another man and you find that he is a vegetarian. That is "code" for flaming faggot, so stay away from him.
12-14-2006, 08:09 PM
Mich is so gay....
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
12-14-2006, 08:11 PM
Man Law:
Never ask anyone what you should wear to a party.
Never ask anyone what you should wear to a party.
12-14-2006, 08:12 PM
Man Law:
When chosing a place to sit in a restaurant, make the choice based on where the cute girls are sitting. If you can find one in a short skirt in a booth, try to get a seat where you can watch her trying to get out.
When chosing a place to sit in a restaurant, make the choice based on where the cute girls are sitting. If you can find one in a short skirt in a booth, try to get a seat where you can watch her trying to get out.
12-14-2006, 08:12 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:Man LawWhen chosing a place to sit in a restaurant make the choice based on where the cute girls are sitting eyes are nice.If you can find one in a short skirt in a booth try to get a seat where you can watch her trying to get out eyes are nice.
When chosing a place to sit in a restaurant, make the choice based on where the cute girls are sitting. If you can find one in a short skirt in a booth, try to get a seat where you can watch her trying to get out.
Who said I had to make sense ?
12-14-2006, 08:18 PM
Killing me Flump.:lool:
Man Law: If a football is being thrown around, you must attempt to get into the game. Sitting on the sideline is for the women and the limp wristed.
Man Law: If a football is being thrown around, you must attempt to get into the game. Sitting on the sideline is for the women and the limp wristed.
12-14-2006, 08:36 PM
Man Law: Never buy strippers the drinks, it is not going to get you anywhere with her, and it is probably water anyway.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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