[Bird35]

omg... more then one Bird... just gimmie a gun so I can put myself outa my own misery

Keep ruffling our feathers lady and the Bird Crew will do more than peck your eyes out.

We lose two aussies and gain an old annoying hag.What a deal.

The Bird Crew has been here all along watching your back, our feathered friend. How else do you explain the disappearance of so many posters from the forum? Anyone stepping out of line has had their wings clipped and forcefully removed from the nest.

[Bird34]

The Bird Crew has been here all along watching your back, our feathered friend.

It's true, BIRD33 is a protected species.We used to fly circles over Philadelphia dive bombing any predators heading in his general direction but found it much more effective to eliminate his online predators instead.We have a (Bird) strike rate of over 99%.

The only breach of our Bird defenses was the real Steve Urkle back in the early 90's.Initially we thought he was part of the Bird Crew and only realized our mistake once he had BIRD33 bent over the coffee table making him chirp.That was a very sad time for all Birds concerned.He penetrated more than BIRD33's security that day.

[BIRD33]

Does anyone else have an australian stalker contingent?I didnt think so.

[Oli-dogg]

Does anyone else have an australian stalker contingent?I didnt think so.

Yes, I often get stalked by the Bird Crew. YMP’s mother must be a member.