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Did I do that?
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So I took some Harden-Up pills, grew a set of balls, wiped the poo stains off my spectacles and stopped the uncontrollable shaking of my hand long enough to click on the "New Thread" button.

Introducing to the forum the all new and improved Bird34. Now show me some respect. Who knows - with a little encouragement I might just do it again.

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#2

What two brilliant aussie queers came up with this lame idea?

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#3

BIRD33 Wrote:What two brilliant aussie queers came up with this lame idea?
gday Bird
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BIRD33 Wrote:What two brilliant aussie queers came up with this lame idea?
Gday Bird

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Oli-dogg Wrote:If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous
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BIRD33 Wrote:What two brilliant aussie queers came up with this lame idea?
G'day Birds

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#6

Hey oli I was just looking at the shout box, do you and your mums pimp live together?

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BIRD33 Wrote:Hey oli I was just looking at the shout box, do you and your mums pimp live together?


I saw that too. YMP is signed off right now making them breakfast.
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minorthreat Wrote:I saw that too. YMP is signed off right now making them breakfast.

I picture bunkbeds but only one gets used.

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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:I picture bunkbeds but only one gets used.


Or the twin beds with the "O" and "Y" carved into the headboards like Bert and Ernie had. I'm betting they touch weiner heads before going to sleep.
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#10

If you read the shout box you will learn that Oli has athsma.I hope he knows that penis is no substitute for an inhaler.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Hey oli I was just looking at the shout box, do you and your mums pimp live together?
Yes, we are temporarily residing in minor threats dome. There's plenty of space in here if you and your Birdboys want to bunk up.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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minorthreat Wrote:YMP is signed off right now making them breakfast.
It's 12am here dumb-ass. He's making me a midnight snack - though not the type of midnight snack you and your boyfriend had in mind.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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BIRD33 Wrote:I hope he knows that penis is no substitute for an inhaler.
Thanks for the tip. I will cross that off the list of things to try should I ever become asthmatic. I don't care what they say Bird, you really are a caring guy.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#14

Oli have you ever taken such a huge shit and feel so good afterwards that you think to yourself "hey maybe being gay isnt so bad". Me neither.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Oli have you ever taken such a huge shit and feel so good afterwards that you think to yourself "hey maybe being gay isnt so bad". Me neither.
No, but occasionally I've dropped a huge turd that ends in a sigh of relief, "thank fuck I'm not a homo". I'd rather a few minutes of pain than a loose anus (too bad Raiden).

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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BIRD33 Wrote:Oli have you ever taken such a huge shit and feel so good afterwards that you think to yourself "hey maybe being gay isnt so bad". Me neither.

Nice repressed homo tendencies, soul glo:loool:[Image: soulglo.gif]

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Major Private Wrote:Nice repressed homo tendencies, soul glo:loool:[Image: soulglo.gif]


I love you for your mind.

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#18

omg... more then one Bird... just gimmie a gun so I can put myself outa my own misery
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#19

We lose two aussies and gain an old annoying hag.What a deal.

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#20

I love you too Bird, smooches!
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