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Goddamn horses....
#21

lookout below Wrote:I can think of one in particular.


STFU! :loool:
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#22

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:ps: I've prolly saddled and ridden more horses than Bill could ever imagine doing.

The saddle goes on the bottom of the horse for you doesn't it?
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#23

Bill, I happen to own a fine ass Billy Cook roper that was customized for me. Your farm animal stories are cute but largely uninformed. Cross ties would have saved you a busted mouth, you just won't admit it.
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#24

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Bill, I happen to own a fine ass Billy Cook roper that was customized for me. Your farm animal stories are cute but largely uninformed. Cross ties would have saved you a busted mouth, you just won't admit it.

Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.
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#25

I heard if chicks go bareback they can get off. Does this leave spots in the crotch of their Wranglers?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#26

SanDog Wrote:I heard if chicks go bareback they can get off. Does this leave spots in the crotch of their Wranglers?

I have no idea, Mrs Bill wears chaps of the ralph lauren kind.
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#27

Shenanigans Wrote:Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.



Fellate a firehose.
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#28

Shenanigans Wrote:Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.

or if she prefers she can wrap her lips around my manual balls.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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