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Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Most of ya'll know I keep a few horses. Well I got one that is/was in need of breaking. My pain = A story for IT.
ok so I'm putting the saddle on the fucker, which he's used to, he's just never had anyone in the saddle. I go round front to unhitch when the fucker bucks and I catch his head with my mouth. My brain felt like it was doing the back stroke in circles and my mouth was full of blood so I step back a couple of feetand brace myself by putting my hands on my knees kinda stooped over. the fucker then comes over and puts his head in my field of vision and I look up at him and he just standing there looking at me like what the fuck is wrong with you? I think I broke my hand. I have three loose teeth and I have to just dump beer in my mouth since I cann't wrap my busted lip around the end of the bottle......fucker rode like he's been doing it for years though.
Goddamn horses.... - leeman - 07-26-2006
Why don't you just tell the truth ....
Mrs Bill got pissed at ya for not vacuming the house ....
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
leeman Wrote:Why don't you just tell the truth ....
Mrs Bill got pissed at ya for not vacuming the house ....
I fuckin wish dood, I'm pert banged up. I feel like spent a weekend in VitE's ice house.
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
I'm sorry, Bill. Why don't you have cross ties?
Goddamn horses.... - Jaymac - 07-26-2006
Misunderstood the thread title. Carry on.
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I'm sorry, Bill. Why don't you have cross ties?
you meen hobbles?
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:you meen hobbles?
You, you big dummy. I mean cross ties. You were saddling the nag, right? If you have a horse that needs hobbling, sell him for glue.
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You, you big dummy. I mean cross ties. You were saddling the nag, right? If you have a horse that needs hobbling, sell him for glue.
Oh I know what you mean, those things are for pussies.
I got busted up when I was sinching the saddle not when I was reaching under. He is a stud, not a nag. horses don't get sold for glue any more, they get turned into puppy chow.
Goddamn horses.... - Blondie - 07-26-2006
Jaymac Wrote:Misunderstood the thread title. Carry on.
That was yesterdays topic, keep up man!
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:Oh I know what you mean, those things are for pussies.
I got busted up when I was sinching the saddle not when I was reaching under. He is a stud, not a nag. horses don't get sold for glue any more, they get turned into puppy chow.
It's "cinching" the saddle and cross ties aren't for pussies they're for guys who don't feel like getting "busted up" and how the fuck do you get your mouth hurt when standing at a horse's side?
You definitely should not have horses.
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's "cinching" the saddle and cross ties aren't for pussies they're for guys who don't feel like getting "busted up" and how the fuck do you get your mouth hurt when standing at a horse's side?.
You definitely should not have horses.
Your spelling is $$$. Ties are for people who are either too scared, too lazy, or two old. They are also $$$$ for those places that rent horses to people who don't have a clue.
Fucker tossed his head to the side and reared I was standing forward of his shoulder so he could see me outta the corner of his eye and he caught me with his head. This was the first time he had been riden, ever. I believe they call that breaking? I expected to get busted up.
Stick to teaching tennis, you suck with the horses.
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:.
Your spelling is $$$. Ties are for people who are either too scared, too lazy, or two old. They are also $$$$ for those places that rent horses to people who don't have a clue.
Fucker tossed his head to the side and reared I was standing forward of his shoulder so he could see me outta the corner of his eye and he caught me with his head. This was the first time he had been riden, ever. I believe they call that breaking? I expected to get busted up.
Stick to teaching tennis, you suck with the horses.
Nobody calls it "breaking" any more, you dope. It's called "gentling" now and has been for years. Sup Monty Roberts. Guys who think they're cool horsemen but aren't and like to get their teeth knocked out don't have cross ties. Lots of private horse people do. The smart ones. You wouldn't know about that.
Stick to drawing little pictures on a drawing board.
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Nobody calls it "breaking" any more, you dope. It's called "gentling" now and has been for years. Sup Monty Roberts. Guys who think they're cool horsemen but aren't and like to get their teeth knocked out don't have cross ties. Lots of private horse people do. The smart ones. You wouldn't know about that.
Stick to drawing little pictures on a drawing board.
Nobody calls it breaking any more?
What the fuck kind of world do you live in?
When was the last time you heard someone ask, "is that horse gentled?".
don't type to me any more.
Goddamn horses.... - PurpleHaze - 07-26-2006
Damn, bill. :|
Goddamn horses.... - Odysseus - 07-26-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:Nobody calls it breaking any more?it's breaking you blueeyedbimbo
What the fuck kind of world do you live in?
When was the last time you heard someone ask, "is that horse gentled?".
don't type to me any more.
Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006
Odysseus Wrote:it's breaking you blueeyedbimbo
:loool:
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedbimbo is kinda cute. I like it.:wub: Thanks, Ody.
Goddamn horses.... - Odysseus - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Blueeyedbimbo is kinda cute. I like it.:wub: Thanks, Ody.con we get a mod to change her nic.
your welcome
Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006
ps: I've prolly saddled and ridden more horses than Bill could ever imagine doing.
Goddamn horses.... - lookout below - 07-26-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:ps: I've prolly saddled and ridden more horses than Bill could ever imagine doing.
I can think of one in particular.