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#21

minorthreat Wrote:I don't have it. Foolery was the one who was going to make love to your mother. Now you want him to.

Don't lie. Weren't you and BEW an e-couple for a while? What happened?

-SporK

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#22

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Good to see 2 retards trying to pump each others arse,make sure you lube up, you are just trying to take heat off Flumpers tranny affair or was it really a picture of you?


You may just be the worst poster on here ever. You are so fucking stupid I shouldn't have replied.
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#23

SporK Wrote:Don't lie. Weren't you and BEW an e-couple for a while? What happened?

-SporK


She dumped me and went for you. I got rid of every momento. It was too painful.

Now, are you prepared to call Foolery Dad?
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#24

minorthreat Wrote:Well here's one for you:

You are just the same as Your Bums Ripped
You're a badass rapper, though your balls are clipped
You walk throught the town with a slish and a slosh
"Maybe tonight I'll give MT's cock my finest mouthwash"
Day after day, it's always the same boring shit
Don't step on his ass, you'll fall in a pit
you try to fit in, but it don't really matter
Faster and harder, longer and fatter
You take them any you can and that's a fact,
Haven't crapped for a week, your shit is too packed
Maybe one day you'll bring something to the table
If only you could settle down and stop taking cable
So talk all you want, It won't matter bitch
You're the e-rapper who was run by Ill Mitch
I ran Ill Mitch, in fact he's still running
His server is dead because I lyrically out-gunned-him
I’m logging out now, finishing up, going home
“Maybe tonight….” I’ll slap more words to your dome

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#25

minorthreat Wrote:She dumped me and went for you. I got rid of every momento. It was too painful.

Now, are you prepared to call Foolery, Dad?

Did you just call me Dad?

-SporK

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#26

Oli-dogg Wrote:I ran Ill Mitch, in fact he's still running
His server is dead because I lyrically out-gunned-him
I’m logging out now, finishing up, going home
“Maybe tonight….” I’ll slap more words to your dome


I expected more 30 mins. after the fact.


P.S. Ill Mitch is up and running. Nice work.

Oh, You better make sure Your Bums Ripped has your dinner ready. She's been playing on the net all day.
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#27

SporK Wrote:Did you just call me Dad?

-SporK


No, I'll edit it for you.
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#28

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Good to see 2 retards trying to pump each others arse,make sure you lube up, you are just trying to take heat off Flumpers tranny affair or was it really a picture of you?

Does everyone in Australia not make any sense when they talk or are you trying really hard to impress us?

-SporK

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-SPorK
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#29

minorthreat Wrote:No, I'll edit it for you.

It doesn't make much sense this way either.

-SporK

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#30

minorthreat Wrote:I expected more 30 mins. after the fact.


P.S. Ill Mitch is up and running. Nice work.
The Ill Mitch forum is still dead, let me know when he's ready to battle.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#31

Oli-dogg Wrote:The Ill Mitch forum is still dead, let me know when he's ready to battle.


I was just there. You are wrong.
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#32

minorthreat Wrote:I was just there. You are wrong.
Cool, it was the link in my "Favourites" that wasn't working. Now I've got even more retards to slap down tonight. Catcha later freak.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#33

What's this?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#34

TomFoolery Wrote:What's this?
I was supposed to drop a bomb on your homeboy minor
He wrote me a rap, but I haven't had time-ta
I was pre-occupied slapping fools at Confusion
I'd send you the link if it weren't for your exclusion

How are you coping with your ban? I've been over there taking care of an Oilli-dogg impersonator/troll/wannabe and upsetting a tough talkling "gangster" by provoking him into battle. :lol:

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#35

Ok minor, step up to the pitch
I'm ready and waiting to make you my bitch...

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#36

Still not here? Fuck it, I'm bored so I'll have to start without you.

minorthreat Wrote:You are just the same as Your Bums Ripped
You're a badass rapper, though your balls are clipped
You walk throught the town with a slish and a slosh
"Maybe tonight I'll give MT's cock my finest mouthwash"
Day after day, it's always the same boring shit
Don't step on his ass, you'll fall in a pit
you try to fit in, but it don't really matter
Faster and harder, longer and fatter
You take them any you can and that's a fact,
Haven't crapped for a week, your shit is too packed
Maybe one day you'll bring something to the table
If only you could settle down and stop taking cable
So talk all you want, It won't matter bitch
You're the e-rapper who was run by Ill Mitch
The only thing ‘clipping’ my balls are his fingers
Minor-threat always lingers, in ball grabbing binges
I’m glad he never injures, my nuts in a frenzy
He releases ‘em gently and continues to send-me…

…endless invitations to ‘mouth-wash’ his cock
I reject him a lot, yet he flocks to my jock
Whenever I drop, a new rhyme he's right there
Sharing in my air like he thinks we’re a pair

Other rappers beware, of this butt hugging groupie
He acts a bit loopy, I’m sure he would root-me
There’s no finer-pet, than this loyal minor-threat
Do other rhymers-let, obsessed fans sign-their-cheque?

He pays for my dinner because he’s mentally unstable
Then expects me to “bring something else to the table”
His love for me is fatal; this obsession must end
I’m not a homo my friend, so let’s not pretend
:kiss:

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#37

Oli-dogg Wrote:Cool, it was the link in my "Favourites" that wasn't working. Now I've got even more retards to slap down tonight. Catcha later freak.

oli got pwned by IE :loool:



Oli-dogg Wrote:I’m not a homo my friend, so let’s not pretend
:kiss:

following that comment up with the kissy-face smiley casts serious suspicion on it's legitimacy
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#38

TomFoolery Wrote:What's this?

Olidog spent two hours coming up with a reply to me.

I still liked mine better.
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#39

:kiss:
[SIZE="1"]Left to Right:
Oli-dogg, minorthreat [/SIZE]

I didn't show you what came next....

Confusedlaptom:
[SIZE="1"]Left to Right:
Oli-dogg, minorthreat[/SIZE]

:adpower:
[SIZE="1"]Left to Right:
Oli-dogg, minorthreat[/SIZE]

That should clear things up for you now you can see the full story.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#40

Creative story telling and use of emoticons. 1 pt. to Oli.
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