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Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
made me laugh.
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Shhhh ...I'm still sleepin'
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Totally been caught lying to a friends girl to cover for a buddy.Its the right thing to do.
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I told her he was with me at the time but in the bathroom and he called her 2 minutes later with a different story from a different location.She called me back to tell me to go fuck myself.She never liked me anyway so I told her that someone is in my bathroom and I assumed it was him.She hung up on me and still gives me the cold shoulder.
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its part of being a good wing man
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I tried to get my female friend to cover for me with my mom and she failed miserably. I went home with my ex, who my mom hated, so I asked my friend to cover for me and say I stayed at her house.
Sooooo....
this retard calls my mom the next morning and asks for me. My mom says "uhm, she told me she was staying at your house." My brilliant friend realizes she just got caught and THIS is what she pulls out of her ass
"oh, well, she was too drunk to make into the cab, so I left her with Ex-boy." Meanwhile, the bitch doesn't have the decency to tell me she blew my cover and I go home. My mom says "I hear you were sick all over Ms. Friend's bathroom."
Me: "yeah, it was bad. She took good care of me."
Women suck at covering for other women.
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