[what?]

Good point..he's all about me.

I'll be willing to send him a somewhat compromising pic if I can get a face pic w/sign...


Helluva deal!

define "somewhat compromising"


also, can I wear sunglasses and a fake mustache?

[Blondie]

Sorry, ugly. I'm not into internet romance.

Look up BEW, I hear she's into that kinda thing.

-SporK

Hey- I'm not talking about marriage asshole..post a friggin pic.

[SporK]

Hey- I'm not talking about marriage asshole..post a friggin pic.

I don't have any.

-SporK

Which part did you not understand?


-SporK

[Blondie]

Which part did you not understand?


-SporK

All of it.

How can a baller like yourself not have a camera?

[SporK]

All of it.

How can a baller like yourself not have a camera?

I have a camera. I think.

-SporK


P.s. I don't think people over 30 are allowed to say "baller".

[Blondie]

I have a camera. I think.

-SporK


P.s. I don't think people over 30 are allowed to say "baller".

Okay..now we're getting somewhere. Do you think you can get it out?

[what?]

Okay..now we're getting somewhere. Do you think you can get it out?

I'm positive she's said this to a half-naked dude in IM before

[SporK]

Okay..now we're getting somewhere. Do you think you can get it out?

Out of the box? Probably.

-SPorK

[Blondie]

Out of the box? Probably.

-SPorK

Things are looking up!

Okay..now do you think you could snap a pic of yourself?...we'll keep it in PM if you like..

[Blondie]

I'm positive she's said this to a half-naked dude in IM before

>_>

[SporK]

Things are looking up!

Okay..now do you think you could snap a pic of yourself?...we'll keep it in PM if you like..

In order for me to do that - I'd have to go find the box (provided I didn't ebay it) and charge it up? Why would I do any of this?

-SporK

[Blondie]

In order for me to do that - I'd have to go find the box (provided I didn't ebay it) and charge it up? Why would I do any of this?

-SporK

Because it would be fun and I would give you a pic showing some skin for a simple face pic..I don't do that every day so go find your camera...

[SporK]

Because it would be fun and I would give you a pic showing some skin for a simple face pic..I don't do that every day so go find your camera...

How would this be fun for me? I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for your picture much less go look for some camera that I got as a gift and is sitting somewhere in its original box. I realize that you probably think that "because you don't do this every day" and it's "some skin", I'd go rush looking for a way to show you my picture asap...but you forgot one thing: My name is Spork, not Raiden.

I'd stab you in the throat, look you in the eye and fuck your best girlfriend while you bled to death on the floor.

-SporK


P.s. Do you think before you post? Me thinks not.

[Blondie]

How would this be fun for me? I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for your picture much less go look for some camera that I got as a gift and is sitting somewhere in its original box. I realize that you probably think that "because you don't do this every day" and it's "some skin", I'd go rush looking for a way to show you my picture asap...but you forgot one thing: My name is Spork, not Raiden.

I'd stab you in the throat, look you in the eye and fuck your best girlfriend while you bled to death on the floor.

-SporK


P.s. Do you think before you post? Me thinks not.

You're the one that asks for pics every day shit head!:fuckYou:

I'm not giving you shit unless you give up a pic...

[SporK]

You're the one that asks for pics every day shit head!:fuckYou:

I'm not giving you shit unless you give up a pic...

You're right but I don't see how this is relevant. Besides, imagine if people didn't ask you for pictures...the prospect of pictures is all you bring to the board. It's all you have.


-SporK

[Blondie]

You're right but I don't see how this is relevant. Besides, imagine if people didn't ask you for pictures...

-SporK

Sadly, no such world exists..

EDIT- you want those pics so bad...they aren't hard to get..what's wrong with your face?

[SporK]

Sadly, no such world exists..

EDIT- you want those pics so bad...they aren't hard to get..what's wrong with your face?

And it never will. You're a woman posting on a message board. Do you think we look forward to reading your posts?

If by badly you mean that I'll continue requesting them because that's all you're good for but otherwise don't care whether you post them or not then yeah, I want them bad.

Dumb cunt.

-SporK

[Blondie]

yeah, I want them bad.



-SporK

That's pretty obvious.

[SporK]

That's pretty obvious.

Less talk, more picture posting.

Don't forget to write "Spork" on your tits for authenticity.

-Spork

[Blondie]

Less talk, more picture posting.

Don't forget to write "Spork" on your tits for authenticity.

-Spork

I told you I'll do whatever you want..(almost)..all I need is a simple face pic w/sign. I've never made that offer before.

The fact that you won't do it has got me thinkin that maybe your face isn't as beautiful as your posts.