[Banana]

That's gorss. I got her off before I made her bleed.

What a gentleman :wub:

[TomFoolery]

What a gentelman :wub:

I really am quite the catch.

[BIRD33]

So you're limp she's already cum and then you make her bleed?Act like you've been there before.

[TomFoolery]

So you're limp she's already cum and then you make her bleed?Act like you've been there before.

What?

[Banana]

What?

2nd :S

[SanDog]

How the fuck did you make her bleed by finger banging her? You need some nail clippers?

[Belle]

I had lotsa sex last weekend!

And, i had too much Vanilla Vodka and coke.. gave him a BJ.. then rolled over, fell out of bed and farted really loud when i hit the ground.

i dont remember any of it, but he said it was entertaining.. so i should fart more.

[Anhil8tor]

I did get her off with my tongue. Twice.

you made her bleed and put your tounge in it?

you took so much shit your dick dosen't work anymore?

My wife touched my ass last night and my dick got harder than concrete.

[what?]

you made her bleed and put your tounge in it?

you took so much shit your dick dosen't work anymore?

My wife touched my ass last night and my dick got harder than concrete.

concrete hardens over the course of several weeks before it reaches full strength. methinks you shouldn't talk too much shit to Tom if this is the case

[Anhil8tor]

concrete hardens over the course of several weeks before it reaches full strength. methinks you shouldn't talk too much shit to Tom if this is the case

Sorry dumbass

let me rephrase it. My dick was hard as two week old concrete.. At least the fucker didn't blame me for his problem.

What?

[what?]

Sorry dumbass

let me rephrase it. My dick was hard as two week old concrete.. At least the fucker didn't blame me for his problem.

I'm not terribly upset if I make other doods soft

[TomFoolery]

Way to represent the board, limpdick.

Thanks.

[Raiden]

Tom, you really have gone soft. No "Barry Bonds" speech for the noob?

[Banana]

I had lotsa sex last weekend!

And, i had too much Vanilla Vodka and coke.. gave him a BJ.. then rolled over, fell out of bed and farted really loud when i hit the ground.

i dont remember any of it, but he said it was entertaining.. so i should fart more.

hawt

:S

[Ping]

Trools: 1
IT: 0

[snarg]

yeah, bode them trools
they were awesome

[SporK]

You went on a date with some slut but couldn't get an erection so instead of leaving or consuming more alchohol you decided to stick your tongue in her cooter and then knuckle her? What was the point of this?

Now to top it all off, you're going out with her again? What the fuck? She is obviously either really ugly or you're very homosexual or both? So what would be the point for going out with her for a second time? Does she remind you of your dad or what?

You are a fucking failure.

-Spork

[what?]

You went on a date with some slut but couldn't get an erection so instead of leaving or consuming more alchohol you decided to stick your tongue in her cooter and then knuckle her? What was the point of this?

Now to top it all off, you're going out with her again? What the fuck? She is obviously either really ugly or you're very homosexual or both? So what would be the point for going out with her for a second time? Does she remind you of your dad or what?

You are a fucking failure.

-Spork

not to fellate tom's ego (it'd probably go soft anyway), but I'd say it's to his credit that she'd go out with him again. erectile dysfunction is probably not the sexiest attribute a guy in his twenties can possess. further, I haven't a clue why the dude fisted her 'til she bled. maybe she was raggin' and he didn't pick up on it? I dunno. regardless, his ineptitude with women is pretty well documented. we know tom has no shame or self-respect, so nobody is surprised he'd return to the scene of his most recent sexual embarassment. I question why, and for that matter I'm impressed that, she'd give him another shot

the point of going back would be, I assume, to see if he can muster up enough penile rigidity to penetrate her. I don't get where whether or not she's ugly is even relevant (beggers and choosers, whatever), and I don't get the homo reference. so your question seems pretty fucking stupid. and I doubt she reminds him of his father or me.

Tom, if you don't close the deal this weekend I'm done defending your honor

[SporK]

not to fellate tom's ego (it'd probably go soft anyway), but I'd say it's to his credit that she'd go out with him again. erectile dysfunction is probably not the sexiest attribute a guy in his twenties can possess. further, I haven't a clue why the dude fisted her 'til she bled. maybe she was raggin' and he didn't pick up on it? I dunno. regardless, his ineptitude with women is pretty well documented. we know tom has no shame or self-respect, so nobody is surprised he'd return to the scene of his most recent sexual embarassment. I question why, and for that matter I'm impressed that, she'd give him another shot

the point of going back would be, I assume, to see if he can muster up enough penile rigidity to penetrate her. I don't get where whether or not she's ugly is even relevant (beggers and choosers, whatever), and I don't get the homo reference. so your question seems pretty fucking stupid. and I doubt she reminds him of his father or me.

Tom, if you don't close the deal this weekend I'm done defending your honor

The only two viable reasons for foolery not being able to get it up are as follows: A) He's gay B) She was fucking ugly and he didn't consume enough alchohol to subdue her repulsivness...hence the question is relevant.

As to why she is willing to give him a 2nd date...who the fuck knows? I lean towards her being an ugly bitch in need of another happy meal and no one but foolery is willing to pay for it.

I bet she has a mustache.

-Spork

[Anhil8tor]

he could have had whiskey dick.

enzyte could have fucked his dick up too..