03-11-2006, 12:55 AM
But I couldn't get it up. True story.
Ask questions.
Ask questions.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
I Almost Had Sex Last Weekend
03-11-2006, 12:57 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:But I couldn't get it up. True story.Is she giving you a second chance?
Ask questions.
03-11-2006, 01:00 AM
Banana Wrote:Is she giving you a second chance?
Yes. I'll be seeing her this weekend. I hope my penis doesn't behave like a nine year old's again.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:01 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:What was his name?
Dan Nyugen
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:01 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Yes. I'll be seeing her this weekend. I hope my penis doesn't behave like a nine year old's again.Perhaps she will bring her vibrator JIC?
03-11-2006, 01:01 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Dan NyugenNo shit. I know that guy.
03-11-2006, 01:02 AM
Banana Wrote:Perhaps she will bring her vibrator JIC?
Perhaps. I fucked her with my fingers and made her pussy bleed. Seriously.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:03 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Perhaps. I fucked her with my fingers and made her pussy bleed. Seriously.Bleeding is no good. Just sayin
03-11-2006, 01:03 AM
Have her dress like a playmate. I've heard that turns you on, okay?
03-11-2006, 01:10 AM
what happened to the "stuff" I got for you?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
03-11-2006, 01:13 AM
Banana Wrote:Bleeding is no good. Just sayin
Yeah, I know. It wasn't intentional and I felt really bad about it.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:14 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I felt really bad about it.
She stained your carpet?
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
03-11-2006, 01:14 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Yeah, I know. It wasn't intentional and I felt really bad about it.Wow. You were batting 1000, hey?
:S
03-11-2006, 01:15 AM
Michman Wrote:what happened to the "stuff" I got for you?
Fuck Enzyte. I no longer trust it to be in charge of my boner.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:16 AM
Banana Wrote:Wow. You were batting 1000, hey?
:S
I did get her off with my tongue. Twice.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
03-11-2006, 01:16 AM
Let my av fluff you right before the action.
03-11-2006, 01:17 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I did get her off with my tongue. Twice.
*swoon*
Please do not talk like that. It makes me all melty on the inside. For real.
03-11-2006, 01:17 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I did get her off with my tongue. Twice.How did the blood taste?
03-11-2006, 01:21 AM
Banana Wrote:How did the blood taste?
That's gorss. I got her off before I made her bleed.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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