[cLaY]

I masturbated the other day.

I just came without touching myself.

[PurpleHaze]

You're lying.

Hello.

[Vitamin E]

I was making a Ham sandwich and was so uncontrollably turned on I humped the mayonaise jar. If I knew Clay's phone number I would have called him with the play by play.

[what?]

I saw Mic Jagger with his shirt off after the Super Bowl. I thought of paybacksare

[what?]

I watched the end of Terminator 2 last night. where the fuck has G$Dawg gone with the nana pin?

[what?]

I watched olympic mens figure skating last night. I thought of woolygoat

[Belle]

I watched olympic mens figure skating last night. I thought of woolygoat

why woolygoat?

[what?]

why woolygoat?

I thought he, banana, and jimmy liked that ice skating shit

[Anhil8tor]

I got a roll of quarters at the bank yesterday..

I thought of Michman

[WoolyGoat]

I watched olympic mens figure skating last night. I thought of woolygoat

I've always tried to model my life after that fruitcake Johnny Weir.

><

[what?]

I've always tried to model my life after that fruitcake Johnny Weir.

><

we had a dude on my football team in college named Johnny Weir. he was a fullback, and as redneck as you could get. haven't seen him in 8 or 9 years, but I may look him up just to fuck with him about that



if he posted at IT, I'd have said him instead of you, goat

[WoolyGoat]

You always know how to say just the right thing. :wub:

[Belle]

I thought he, banana, and jimmy liked that ice skating shit

ahhh.. i thought that was ice hockey.. my bad..

[what?]

ahhh.. i thought that was ice hockey.. my bad..

same difference





I jerked it this morning. I thought of TammyC

[Banana]

same difference

>< I saw someone get a slapshot in the face at the local hockey rink. I thought of what?

[BIRD33]

I went to wendys and tried to use a free frosty coupon but was denied cause they were expired and thus useless.I thought of snarg.

[minorthreat]

I went to wendys and tried to use a free frosty coupon but was denied cause they were expired and thus useless.I thought of snarg.

Rack!

[snarg]

I went to wendys and tried to use a free frosty coupon but was denied cause they were expired and thus useless.I thought of snarg.

ouch
i shall ask buddha for some special attention for birdboy
fella is clearly in great need

[what?]

I heard Bode Miller straddled a gate in the slalom the other night. I thought of Banana

[BIRD33]

When I heard Cheyney sprayed birdshot at another mans face I thought of clay.