Blueeyedwoman
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You're welcome, Birdy. One thing: why do you keep calling me a "spinster?" That term implies a never-married woman past her husband-finding days.
I don't believe I fit into that guideline. Just sayin'.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You're welcome, Birdy. One thing: why do you keep calling me a "spinster?" That term implies a never-married woman past her husband-finding days.
I don't believe I fit into that guideline. Just sayin'.
There's someone out there for everyone...even if that means going to muff (which I highly recommend.)
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:There's someone out there for everyone...even if that means going to muff (which I highly recommend.)
Maybe you've missed Lous_Dog and Shadrach's avatars today?
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Maybe you've missed Lous_Dog and Shadrach's avatars today?
Yeah, its great and all...but A.) I've never seen your face, so its very difficult to judge and B.) there's no skin.
Its kinda like pretending like Blondie claimed fem was doing.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:Yeah, its great and all...but A.) I've never seen your face, so its very difficult to judge and B.) there's no skin.
Its kinda like pretending like Blondie claimed fem was doing.
It's all in good fun.
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BIRD33 Wrote:Like this??
Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),
I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable, my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I don't think your a beautiful women or a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that I'm not sure how compatible we are personality wise and I feel like I am letting you down by just acting like myself. Remember that time I stuck it in your ass and when I pulled it out you farted?Good times.I respect you and how you handle your situation so much that I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.
you missed my point....but RACK it, first time I've laughed today.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's all in good fun.
you should still get naked and take some private shots just for me.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:you should still get naked and take some private shots just for me.
Yes, I should. Maybe I'll do that.
Right now I'm thinking about Pepsi's possible UJ goddess thread. If she ran one I'd be compelled to post in there and then all hell would break loose.
My god that would be fun.
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cLaY Wrote:you missed my point....but RACK it, first time I've laughed today.
Fuck, I spit soda out. The "good times" really pushed that shit over the top.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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This is good shit. The best part is that not only is Bird dumping her over e-mail, he's asking doods on a message board for advice.
Once again, Rack Bird33.
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The deed is done.Below is the final version.It went well, I still will be able to hit it from time to time.Sandog I hope you can live with yourself helping to break a young girls heart you cold son of a bitch.
Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),
I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable, my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. I respect you and how you handle your situation so much that I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I don't think you're a beautiful woman or a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that I'm not sure how compatible we are personality wise and I feel like I am letting you down by just acting like myself. I wanted to talk to you today at lunch about this and hate doing this via email but I'm not sure I could have expressed how highly I think of you over the phone and don't want you to end up thinking I'm a dick. I'd like to maintain the friendship we've developed and I will be here for you if you need me, day or night. I hope you're not to mad at me where we can't still talk or get a beer together but I just think its best for me right now.
See You In Toledo
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I have no regrets. Now show us what this broad looked like.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Blueeyedwoman
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You suck. I hope she takes a baseball bat to your car windows and stuff.
