I'm bored.... - Printable Version

I'm bored.... - Printable Version

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I'm bored.... - Bill - 12-13-2005

someone entertain me

I thought posting a pic of my pecker would get this board moving....

don't make me do it again.

I'm bored.... - Slurker - 12-13-2005

I'm not posting till you get the board moving.

I'm bored.... - Bill - 12-13-2005

Slurker Wrote:I'm not posting till you get the board moving.

I was about to leave...:mellow:

I'm bored.... - WoolyGoat - 12-13-2005

Talk about killing two birds with one stone...

I'm bored.... - Slurker - 12-13-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:Talk about killing two birds with one stone...

Be nice to me, at least for temporary.

I'm bored.... - WoolyGoat - 12-13-2005

Give me two good reasons.

:*>

I'm bored.... - Bill - 12-13-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:Give me two good reasons.

:*>

I've seen um.:roll:

I'm bored.... - BIRD33 - 12-13-2005

Im breaking up with my girlfriend via email(I know im classy) but Im stuck with what to say after the below.Somebody help a brother out,keep in mind I want to end it on terms where I'll be able to stick it to her every now and then.TIA

Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),

I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable,my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I dont think your a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that Im not sure how compatible we are personality wise and

I'm bored.... - SanDog - 12-14-2005

I think it would be best if we take a break for while. I mean, I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.

I'm bored.... - BIRD33 - 12-14-2005

SanDog Wrote:I think it would be best if we take a break for while. I mean, I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.

Possible copy and paste right here /\/\.

I'm bored.... - cLaY - 12-14-2005

emphasize the "night" part.

I'm bored.... - SanDog - 12-14-2005

cLaY Wrote:emphasize the "night" part.

I almost bolded that.

I'm bored.... - cLaY - 12-14-2005

leave out the "compaitibility" part...thats a sign to chicks that you think they're weird, fat, ugly, psyco, stinky pussed, or whatever.

I'm bored.... - BIRD33 - 12-14-2005

cLaY Wrote:leave out the "compaitibility" part...thats a sign to chicks that you think they're weird, fat, ugly, psyco, stinky pussed, or whatever.

I thought about this and if I dont she'll just think its a stress thing and want to wait it out.Im that good in the sack.

I'm bored.... - Blueeyedwoman - 12-14-2005

How about some honesty?

Dear girl with big cans,

As nice to look at as you are, I'm tired of fucking you, okay? It happens.

I really need/want some fresh pussy, but if I don't nail the new blonde/brunette/redhead I'm got in my sights, I'd still like to come over and pork you, then leave. None of that phone-calling, whenamIgonnaseeyouagain bullshit. I just want the sex, see?

So, how's about it, sweetheart? You down with that? If not, I'll lie and tell you I still love you just to get in your pants. I can do that, too.

Birdpoo

I'm bored.... - cLaY - 12-14-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:I thought about this and if I dont she'll just think its a stress thing and want to wait it out.Im that good in the sack.

Play on Playa

I'm bored.... - BIRD33 - 12-14-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:How about some honesty?

Dear girl with big cans,

As nice to look at as you are, I'm tired of fucking you, okay? It happens.

I really need/want some fresh pussy, but if I don't nail the new blonde/brunette/redhead I'm got in my sights, I'd still like to come over and pork you, then leave. None of that phone-calling, whenamIgonnaseeyouagain bullshit. I just want the sex, see?

So, how's about it, sweetheart? You down with that? If not, I'll lie and tell you I still love you just to get in your pants. I can do that, too.

Birdpoo

BEW if I need the lonely spinster perspective I'll let you know. Belows the updated version,thank you Sandog.Im doing some tweaking still(it has to be longer) and will probably send it out later tonight.

Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),

I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable, my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I don't think your a beautiful women or a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that I'm not sure how compatible we are personality wise and I feel like I am letting you down by just acting like myself. I respect you and how you handle your situation so much that I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.

I'm bored.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2005

Bird I would have helped with this long ago, if you hadn't posted it in the "Bill's Cock Thread". I clicked it accidently and found it.

Let me know if you still need help.

I'm bored.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:BEW if I need the lonely spinster perspective I'll let you know. Belows the updated version,thank you Sandog.Im doing some tweaking still(it has to be longer) and will probably send it out later tonight.

Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),

I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable, my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I don't think your a beautiful women or a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that I'm not sure how compatible we are personality wise and I feel like I am letting you down by just acting like myself. I respect you and how you handle your situation so much that I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.

Don't you think she is going to suspect it is a troll job email if you use spaces after your punctuation. SRO.

I'm bored.... - cLaY - 12-14-2005

add some points reminiscing about things you've done in the past (non-sexual) so she takes you seriously and understands it isn't one big long sexual relationship.