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Due to the lack of tire patch, my girlfriend is out of service at the moment.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Secret Squirrel, I would like to hump you.
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Been 2 weeks. Wife has breast reduction surgery, then Aunt Flo decided to visit.
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haha yeah, hard as it may be to believe,she was DD, and went down to small C/lrg B cup.
She is a pretty petite gal, and her breasts were so heavy they were hurting her back and underarm muscles.
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I did not get laid last night.
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Shadrach Wrote:This suprises no one. Come to cleveland.
Nah, I could get laid right here any time. It's not only what I'm looking for, unfortunately.
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Didnt get laid last night but got laid on monday. Sex wasnt good though had to go at it carefully due to the pain in the ass I have. *sigh*
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Shadrach Wrote:After time, what you're looking for will change.
Oh it HAS, daddy!
Anniversary was yesterday, so yeah, a few times.
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i slept alone last night, the spouce slept on the couch. saturday we'll be married for 2 weeks.
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cLaY Wrote:i slept alone last night, the spouce slept on the couch. saturday we'll be married for 2 weeks.
damn...that didn't take long..."slept alone by choice?" just curious since you offered up the info...
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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cLaY Wrote:yes...she's been staying up all night studying, i feel bad for her...she's on the verge of a breakdown.
just keep supporting her, and keep up with the little things around the house so she doesn't feel she has too...it get's easier when school is over...
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cLaY Wrote:yes...she's been staying up all night studying, i feel bad for her...she's on the verge of a breakdown.
When she finally snaps and starts drooling on herself, take her shirt off, and use the saliva as lube for a good titty fucking. Then stick it in her ass just to see if she is really broken.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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