make her drink
until she's wasted
then make her taste
some manhood
blink !
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Have you tried offering her money?
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ntype Wrote:this is somewhat a really wrong statement.
Haha, I know. But he sounds pretty desperate ....
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Again, none!! What legal grounds do I have if any in this predicament I have found myself in?
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Has she told you what the problem is? Maybe you stink?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Out tonight too! I think we need a v-bookie on this.
Bring her flowers, clean the house, cook dinner, light candles and put on something sexy.
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Jdub Wrote:Out tonight too! I think we need a v-bookie on this.
I'm betting she holds out for at least another week. Put me down for $5.00
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Tell her to make you a sammich, and then say, "Hey, this dick isn't gonna suck itself!"
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Just wanted to say that my dry spell was over after 23 days! I just forgot to amend my post.
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I'm gonna try again tonight!