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Jdub - 09-08-2005
got no love in 11 days. Should I boot her out and move in another?
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Michman - 09-08-2005
take up with the customer that wanted your knob OR get her drunk and tell her to put out
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Jdub - 09-08-2005
Michman Wrote:take up with the customer that wanted your knob OR get her drunk and tell her to put out
I still think about the customer! I'd like to see that little latin body bouncing on my cock in the moonlight!! Chick was only 5'1 & I'm 6'3, Could put that ass anywhere I wanted too!!
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Jdub - 09-09-2005
I got nothing tonight either!
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Jdub - 09-09-2005
This morning, nothing!
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Jdub - 09-09-2005
This evening, I have a "maybe".
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what? - 09-09-2005
can we get some story-telling about your attempts? are you waiting on her to make the first move, or have you been pro-active? if you've tried reaching over and plucking some of her pubes while she slept to get her in the mood, orslapped your pecker offa her ass while she was brushing her teeth, such anecdotes would make this a more interesting thread
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Jdub - 09-10-2005
Jdub Wrote:This evening, I have a "maybe".
I'm getting a little warmer now. I've got to make tacos for the promise though.
I'll see how that works out for me.
Insert taco for taco joke
here!
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Jdub - 09-10-2005
I'm out
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FlickMyBean - 09-10-2005
Jdub Wrote:I'm out
he he :vite:
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Jdub - 09-10-2005
FlickMyBean Wrote:he he :vite:
I tried like a motherfucker, fixed dinner and all. Then women wonder why we have affairs! Go figure!
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FlickMyBean - 09-10-2005
Jdub Wrote:I tried like a motherfucker, fixed dinner and all. Then women wonder why we have affairs! Go figure!
If they would 'go figure' then affairs would be out of the question. The dinner should have at least gotten you a hummer though.
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Jdub - 09-10-2005
FlickMyBean Wrote:If they would 'go figure' then affairs would be out of the question. The dinner should have at least gotten you a hummer though.
Well, you see how that worked out for me!
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what? - 09-10-2005
Jdub Wrote:I tried like a motherfucker, fixed dinner and all. Then women wonder why we have affairs! Go figure!
have you even tried yankin' out some of her pubes yet?
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FlickMyBean - 09-10-2005
what? Wrote:have you even tried yankin' out some of her pubes yet?
This
always works.
My cock has - Raiden - 09-10-2005
I would get more pussy if I was a bachelor than I do with my ol' lady.
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Odysseus - 09-10-2005
go for that hot neighbor of your's
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Jdub - 09-11-2005
I got nothing tonight either. This is bullshit.
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Jimmy - 09-11-2005
Maybe she thinks she's fat. Tell her she's not fat. That might work.
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Velvet - 09-11-2005
Maybe you should try something more than standing there swinging it saying want some of this women . Try something different like pleasuring her for a change :p