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Ass Dragon, please bone me in the ass
#21

TomFoolery Wrote:When I play spades with the brothas I use the deck that has the 2 and 3 of spades removed. They are replaced with the 2 jokers, which are labeled "Big Dog" and "Lil' Dog". We smoke weed and listen to hip hop.

They probably still think I'm some stupid white boy, but I don't care.

i thought they played "bones"?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#22

TomFoolery Wrote:When I play spades with the brothas I use the deck that has the 2 and 3 of spades removed. They are replaced with the 2 jokers, which are labeled "Big Dog" and "Lil' Dog". We smoke weed and listen to hip hop.

They probably still think I'm some stupid white boy, but I don't care.

Damn man, who do you hang out with? Cell block 18?

That Big dog, li'l dog shit is mad niggerish.

You play dominoes too?
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#23

Hey, I demand the right to type n i g g er ish.
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#24

ni66erish...

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#25

cLaY Wrote:i thought they played "bones"?

I was gonna say bones, but I thought that would be too confusing for whitey.
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#26

AssDragon Wrote:I was gonna say bones, but I thought that would be too confusing for whitey.

we all watched Ice Cube videos back in the day.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#27

I learned how to play Dominoes, Spades, Tonk (sp) and how to shoot craps from a group of black guys and taught 'em cribbage and euchre in return.
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#28

I like AssDragon. I'd like him even better if he wished me a happy birthday in my thread!

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#29

AssDragon Wrote:Damn man, who do you hang out with? Cell block 18?

That Big dog, li'l dog shit is mad n¡(Alt+0161)ggerish.

You play dominoes too?

Fixed. I don't really play dominoes much.
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#30

paybacksare Wrote:I like AssDragon. I'd like him even better if he wished me a happy birthday in my thread!

Is it your birthday? :nakedfem

I hadn't heard. :*>


Have a good one and many more.
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#31

AssDraggin' is a homo.
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#32

VitaminE Wrote:I learned how to play Dominoes, Spades, Tonk (sp) and how to shoot craps from a group of black guys and taught 'em cribbage and euchre in return.

I ain't played Tonk since undergraduate school.


Cribbage and Euchre. Where the fuck is the LOL emoticon?
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#33

yellowdog Wrote:AssDraggin' is a homo.

Fuck you in the ear, Biker. :lool:
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#34

Oh, black mama, what's the matter with you?
Said, if it ain't satisfactory, don't care what I do
Hey, mama, what's the matter with you?
Said, if it ain't satisfactory, baby, don't care what I do
You take a brownskin woman'll make a rabbit move to town
Say, but a jet-black woman'll make a mule kick his stable down
Oh, a brownskin woman will make a rabbit move to town
Oh, but a real black woman'll make a mule kick his stable down
Say, t'ain't no heaven, say, there ain't no burnin' hell
Say, where I'm going when I die, can't nobody tell
Oh, there ain't no heaven, now, there ain't no burnin' hell
Oh, where I'm going when I die, can't nobody tell
Well, my black mama's face shine like the sun
Oh, lipstick and powder sure won't help her none
My black mama's face shine like the sun
Oh, lipstick and powder, well, they sure won't help her none
Well, you see my milk cow, tell her to hurry home
I ain't had no milk cow since that cow been gone
If you see my milk cow, tell her to hurry home
Yeah, I ain't had no milk cow since that cow been gone
Well, I'm going to the race track to see my pony run
He ain't the best in the world, but he's a runnin' son-of-a-gun
I'm going to the race track to see my pony run
He ain't the best in the world, but he's a runnin' son-of-a-gun
Oh, Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
Wouldn't mistreat you, baby, for my weight in gold
Oh, Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
Wouldn't mistreat you, baby, for my weight in gold
Part Two
Hey, I solemnly swear, Lord, I raise my right hand
That I'm goin' get me a woman, you get you another man
I solemnly swear, Lord, I raise my right hand
That I'm goin' get me a woman, you get you another man
I got a letter this morning, how do you reckon it read?
"Oh, hurry, hurry, gal, you love is dead"
I got a letter this morning, how do you reckon it read?
"Oh, hurry, hurry, gal, you love is dead"
I grabbed my suitcase, I took off, up the road
I got there, she was laying on the cooling board
I grabbed my suitcase, I took on up the road
I got there, she was laying on the cooling board
Well, I walked up close, I looked down in her face
Good old gal, you got to lay here till Judgment Day
I walked up close, and I looked down in her face
Yes, been a good old gal, got to lay here till Judgment Day
(spoken: Aw sho' now, I feel low-down this evenin'!)
Oh, my woman so black, she shays apart of this town
Can't nothin' "go" when the poor girl is around
My black mama stays apart of this town
Oh, can't nothing "go" when the poor girl is around
Oh, some people tell me the worried blues ain't bad
It's the worst old feelin' that I ever had
Some people tell me the worried blues ain't bad
Buddy, the worst old feelin', Lord, I ever had
Hmmm, I fold my arms, and I walked away
"That's all right, mama, your trouble will come someday"
I fold my arms, Lord, I walked away
Say, "That's all right, mama, your trouble will come someday"

Son House

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#35

AssDragon Wrote:I ain't played Tonk since undergraduate school.


Cribbage and Euchre. Where the fuck is the LOL emoticon?

Cribbage and euchre are $$$$$$
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#36

VitaminE Wrote:Cribbage and euchre are $$$$$$

2th.

I played Dominoes last weekend. Playing again this weekend.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#37

SD you are underappreciated around here. RACK the fukkers who know your value to this place.
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#38

Thank Steve!

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#39

you're welcome
Confusedcratch:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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