06-29-2005, 08:36 PM
314.00 stolen from VitaminE successfully!
Vitamin E Wrote:Pulp Fiction is easily the most over rated movie EVAH!
TomFoolery Wrote:I will cut your fingers off with a set of rusty hedge trimmers if you ever type those words again.
Vitamin E Wrote:This should surely guarentee your safe return to the "good list" over at UJ.
TomFoolery Wrote:I will cut your fingers off with a set of rusty hedge trimmers if you ever type those words again.
SanDog Wrote:Originally Posted by TomFoolery
trece, I'm going to respond to your blasphemous 'insignificant' quote. I know you're a baseball fan so I'll give you an analogy in terms that you'll understand.
I am the Barry Bonds of internet forums. You either love me or you hate me--either way, when I'm in town the fans buy tickets. I make fuckers change the way the game is played. Revising how moderators are selected, editing banning procedures, changing character limitations on posts, whatever...it's all part of the god-given gift of what it's like to be TomFoolery.
Nobody gives a fuck about you; you're a nothing. To the 'fans' of UJ, you're nothing more than a washed-up high school all-star with heat in the low 80s that spent the better part of his 'career' sucking dicks to keep his spot on the AA team. Remember that I'm the one on the field that owners give millions to and you're the one choking on cocks in the locker room.
Feel free to serve me another one of your batting practice heaters and get that fucker jacked out of the park like you and so many others have in the past, or give me the intentional walk and let the next guy deal with having to face me.
Whatever your choice is, just remember that you have done what many others haven't; you've been in the presence of a living legend. Embrace it, for it will surely be the highlight of your mediocre internet forum career.
NOTE: I never saw this. I am going to say, this has got to be one of the best posts I have ever read. It contains everything.
Tom, you can paypal me the $10.
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.
fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
paybacksare Wrote:TF is a narcissist with a superiority/inferiority complex.
Just a hunch.
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Who isnt? Just sayin.
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.
fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
paybacksare Wrote:Me!
I have been accused of being way too hard on myself, wound too tight, and over-stressed recently, though.
Oh, and a cunt. But that's pretty standard.