[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Something meaningful. And not some shit from one of the pussies around here or other message boards.































Im bored mother fuckers.

[leucetios]

like this?

Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, didn't you?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

yeah like that.

[leucetios]

I fixed it :fuckYou:

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Dude was nailz.

[leucetios]

five foot eight? I didn't know they could pile shit that high!

[leucetios]

Another one from the Crow: Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die.

[Chubs]

What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[TomFoolery]

Take your pick

[leucetios]

Take your pick

>< And all this time I've been sitting here trying to REMEMBER quotes ><

[asshat]

trece, I'm going to respond to your blasphemous 'insignificant' quote. I know you're a baseball fan so I'll give you an analogy in terms that you'll understand.

I am the Barry Bonds of internet forums. You either love me or you hate me--either way, when I'm in town the fans buy tickets. I make fuckers change the way the game is played. Revising how moderators are selected, editing banning procedures, changing character limitations on posts, whatever...it's all part of the god-given gift of what it's like to be TomFoolery.

Nobody gives a fuck about you; you're a nothing. To the 'fans' of UJ, you're nothing more than a washed-up high school all-star with heat in the low 80s that spent the better part of his 'career' sucking dicks to keep his spot on the AA team. Remember that I'm the one on the field that owners give millions to and you're the one choking on cocks in the locker room.

Feel free to serve me another one of your batting practice heaters and get that fucker jacked out of the park like you and so many others have in the past, or give me the intentional walk and let the next guy deal with having to face me.

Whatever your choice is, just remember that you have done what many others haven't; you've been in the presence of a living legend. Embrace it, for it will surely be the highlight of your mediocre internet forum career.

...

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything.

Dude was also $$$$.

[leucetios]

Two from Donnie Darko

Every living creature on this earth dies alone.


Therapist: The search for god is absurd?
Donnie : It is fi we die alone.

[Chubs]

These entire movies are classic quotes

Caddyshack
Animal House
Blues Brothers
Harold and Maude
1941
Full Metal Jacket
Godfather


Movies Not worth quoting
Pearl Harbor
Top Gun

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

These entire movies are classic quotes

Caddyshack
Animal House
Blues Brothers
Harold and Maude
1941
Full Metal Jacket
Godfather


Movies Not worth quoting
Pearl Harbor
Top Gun
Titanic

Fiddy.

[leucetios]

Who's on first?

a classic

[TomFoolery]

These entire movies are classic quotes

Caddyshack
Animal House
Blues Brothers
Harold and Maude
1941
Full Metal Jacket
Godfather
Airplane!
Pulp Fiction

Movies Not worth quoting
Pearl Harbor
Top Gun

Better

[Chubs]

Pulp Fiction is easily the most over rated movie EVAH!

[CT280]

Better

2nd. add Forrest Gump to the not quotable list.

[CT280]

Pulp Fiction is easily the most over rated movie EVAH!

die you sick bastard.