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Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?
Fuck.
G$D's Fat Co-Worker
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?
I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.
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G$D's Fat Co-Worker Wrote:I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.
I swear that I saw you doing that. You even munched a few CAT-6 Network cables (do they taste good ?).
I was good I said that we had some weasels but next time I'll plug them on the 110v.
be warned.
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Devious Wrote:You are only 23 right? I had the same problem when I was that age.. I would eat like fucking crazy. Even started drinking 3 ensure's a day to gain weight. Nothing. Then, I got a few years older and all of a sudden the weight came on with no problem. So what I'm saying is give it time dog. You are gonna wish you could go back to not being able to.
what he said.....your metabolism/body changes aprox. every 7 years.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Yep, you'll be a fat slob with a pathetic comb-over in no time. Your belly will pudge up so that you won't be able to see your feet--you won't be able to see your winkie.
Er ... not that it can really be seen now without the aid of a magnifying glass, binoculars. or a microscope.
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you did say "winkie", didnt you?
Blueeyedwoman
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Cameltoe280 Wrote:you did say "winkie", didnt you?
Yes, but only when referring to G$D's parts. No other terminology applys.
Acoording to most studies......this thread sux.