06-15-2005, 03:50 PM
I have the caloric intake of three people. Explain to me why I cant gain weight. :S
Fuck.
Acoording to most studies......
06-15-2005, 03:51 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I have the caloric intake of three people. Explain to me why I cant gain weight. :S
Blame the big lady in your office who steals all your ho ho's.
06-15-2005, 03:52 PM
ntype Wrote:Blame the big lady in your office who steals all your ho ho's.
Good point. That bitch.
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 03:57 PM
Nah man I am parasite free. Believe me that is the first thing I checked. Docs just tell me I just have one hell of a metabolism.
You know what it takes to get drunk with a problem like this?
You know what it takes to get drunk with a problem like this?
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 03:59 PM
i have the same problem. i haven't grown since i was a sophmore in high school.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
06-15-2005, 03:59 PM
I bet your anorixic (sp) or for short Lindsay lohanish.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
06-15-2005, 04:00 PM
I'm guessing advanced HIV or a Crank addiction.
06-15-2005, 04:00 PM
Michman Wrote:I bet your anorixic (sp) or for short Lindsay lohanish.
If eating 5000-6500 calories a day is anorexic then yes maybe I am.
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 04:01 PM
VitaminE Wrote:I'm guessing advanced HIV or a Crank addiction.
Haha. No I dont have the HIV and uppers arent my thing. I like the weed.
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 04:01 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:If eating 5000-6500 calories a day is anorexic then yes maybe I am.
I had no idea male semen had that many calories
06-15-2005, 04:02 PM
anhil8tor Wrote:I had no idea male semen had that many calories
I am not clay.
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 04:09 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I am not clay.
this is your claym :lol:
06-15-2005, 04:49 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:If eating 5000-6500 calories a day is anorexic then yes maybe I am.
Yeah but you probably hug the toilet while you puke it all back up.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
06-15-2005, 04:52 PM
Michman Wrote:Yeah but you probably hug the toilet while you puke it all back up.
Yeah cause puking is fun you fucking retard.
Fuck.
06-15-2005, 04:53 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Yeah cause puking is fun you fucking retard.
RACK
06-15-2005, 05:35 PM
Why do they call them EMPTY CALORIES anyway?
I thought they would be better for me!
I thought they would be better for me!
06-15-2005, 05:45 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Haha. No I dont have the HIV and uppers arent my thing. I like the weed.
might not be HIV. Sounds to me like full blown AIDS
I'm sorry, fliend.
Minorthreat wishes
06-15-2005, 05:51 PM
TammyC Wrote:might not be HIV. Sounds to me like full blown AIDS
I'm sorry, fliend.
Does this mean I am gonna die? :eek:
Fuck.
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