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Its Xanax Story time. (nsfw)
#21

what? Wrote:did you only get "bitched at" for 6 minutes, or are you showing this to your boss in his office?
Actually about 2 1/2 minutes. Basically long enough to give the dude his coke. The rest of the time was spent getting the cokes.
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#22

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Actually about 2 1/2 minutes. Basically long enough to give the dude his coke. The rest of the time was spent getting the cokes.
rack your boss - fucker sounds alright
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#23

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:*Phone Rings*

Me: Hey whats up?
Boss: Can I see you in my office in 10 minutes.
Me: *Chuckles* Yeah sounds good.
Boss: *Silence for a moment, then laughs* Did you really say that to her.
Me: Yes
Boss: *laughs again* Well I could hear her yelling from here so I say she brought it on herself. At least come into my office so I can make it look like I chewed you out for it.
Me: OK, you care if I go get a coke first?
Boss: Sure, bring me one too if you would. I'll probably be thirsty after I yell at you. *laughs again*
Me: OK. See ya.

*click*

I win. :"::

ROFL RACK you and the extra coke. :loool:
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#24

Two of the fat bitches friends just came over and told me I should apologize.

Them: You should tell her youre sorry.
Me: What for?
Them: For making a joke at her expense. She is sensitive about her weight.
Me: I wasnt making a joke. That was honestly the first time I have seen her not in the process of eating something. Her voice was very different from what I imagined.

They turned and walked away.
I really need to go home now.
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#25

Just watch the bitch don't try and sue for sexual harrasment..

:fuckYou:
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#26

Devious Wrote:Just watch the bitch don't try and sue for sexual harrasment..


There are 4 guys out of 60 employees at the office I am in. Its the other way around here. The woman here are worse than contruction workers when it comes to catcalling.
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#27

yeah sometimes the females are worse then the men.. I used to work with a women who would walk up to the shop window and flash the mechanics while they were working.

:fuckYou:
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#28

You should order her one of those cookie bouquets that say sorry.

nothing like 1200 calories to dull the pain
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#29

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:If you cant construct a thought to post on your own I think it would be in everyones best interests if you just stop posting.


please back off of ntype
TIA

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#30

snarg Wrote:please back off of ntype
TIA

its been taken care of, misunderstanding.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#31

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:No. I dont obsess over my cheese grater the way you do over your car.

I dont obsess over my car, I just stated that is most likely better than yours and the rest of the members here.
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#32

Satan Wrote:I dont obsess over my car, I just stated that is most likely better than yours and the rest of the members here.


I am cooler than you though. Now what?
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#33

Satan Wrote:I dont obsess over my car, I just stated that is most likely better than yours and the rest of the members here.
What year and model? None of my 3 cars are very great, BTW.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#34

Satan Wrote:I dont obsess over my car, I just stated that is most likely better than yours and the rest of the members here.
i'd be willing to bet it ain't.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#35

SanDog Wrote:i'd be willing to bet it ain't.

yuppy

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#36

BMW is better than Porsche. Everybody knows that.

sincerely'
SQ Bimmer, Beamin, BMR, Beamin for apples, Lick my Bimmer, Beamin me Up Scotty.
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#37

wow..


this took a turn for the worse
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#38

WAR your story. Best part is where you just kept staring at her in your drug-induced haze.

I nominate this for Best Thread Of The Week.
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#39

cLaY Wrote:yuppy

I'd prefer something like "midlife crisis guy" only I am a bit too young still.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#40

minorthreat Wrote:BMW is better than Porsche. Everybody knows that.

sincerely'
SQ Bimmer, Beamin, BMR, Beamin for apples, Lick my Bimmer, Beamin me Up Scotty.

They are sweet rides, I used to have one. The problem I have is that everyone in California drives one. Fuck, my secretary drives one.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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