[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

So I have been stressed over a project at work the past couple of weeks. As a result I started taking my Xanax again to aleviate some of the anxiety. Normally I try to be very considerate of other at work. I have to see them everyday and would like to keep things relatively peaceful. That being said Xanax tends to take away some inhibitions and sometimes I just say whatever pops into my head.

So this fat bitch(400lbs+ here) I work with just comes over to my desk and starts freaking out. I honestly had no idea what she was talking about for the first 3 minutes of her rant. I didnt say a word back. I just sat there looking at her. In my head I am thinking, "Wow, she is really pissed about something. I wonder what it is?" Turns out I terminated a doctor she had personally added to the plan. Big fucking deal right? The asshole was in breach of his contract and refused to change it. Well apparently she thinks it is.

So as she winds down her tirade, she pauses as if waiting for me to respond. I still just sat there.
She says, "What, you got nothing to say about it."
I said, "Yeah, I guess I am speechless."
She chuckles and says, "Oh really."
I smile and say "Yeah, I think this is the first time I have seen you without food in your hand or in your mouth. I was just kinda shocked, before now I didnt know you could talk."

She turned around and walked away. I am anticipating a call from the boss momentarily. Should I lie about it or just blame it on the meds?

[CT280]

rack $$

[cLaY]

RACK! I have no advice, good luck though.

[Bill]

So I have been stressed over a project at work the past couple of weeks. As a result I started taking my Xanax again to aleviate some of the anxiety. Normally I try to be very considerate of other at work. I have to see them everyday and would like to keep things relatively peaceful. That being said Xanax tends to take away some inhibitions and sometimes I just say whatever pops into my head.

So this fat bitch(400lbs+ here) I work with just comes over to my desk and starts freaking out. I honestly had no idea what she was talking about for the first 3 minutes of her rant. I didnt say a word back. I just sat there looking at her. In my head I am thinking, "Wow, she is really pissed about something. I wonder what it is?" Turns out I terminated a doctor she had personally added to the plan. Big fucking deal right? The asshole was in breach of his contract and refused to change it. Well apparently she thinks it is.

So as she winds down her tirade, she pauses as if waiting for me to respond. I still just sat there.
She says, "What, you got nothing to say about it."
I said, "Yeah, I guess I am speechless."
She chuckles and says, "Oh really."
I smile and say "Yeah, I think this is the first time I have seen you without food in your hand or in your mouth. I was just kinda shocked, before now I didnt know you could talk."

She turned around and walked away. I am anticipating a call from the boss momentarily. Should I lie about it or just blame it on the meds?

meds...cause you might say something to him too...but Rack your doped up story!

[DrunkenJesus]

didn't read it.

[Odysseus]

:loool:

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

*Phone Rings*

Me: Hey whats up?
Boss: Can I see you in my office in 10 minutes.
Me: *Chuckles* Yeah sounds good.
Boss: *Silence for a moment, then laughs* Did you really say that to her.
Me: Yes
Boss: *laughs again* Well I could hear her yelling from here so I say she brought it on herself. At least come into my office so I can make it look like I chewed you out for it.
Me: OK, you care if I go get a coke first?
Boss: Sure, bring me one too if you would. I'll probably be thirsty after I yell at you. *laughs again*
Me: OK. See ya.

*click*

I win. :"::

[cLaY]

Bode!

[asshat]

:loool:

No, I think I would make up a lie about it. Act shocked. "She said what? She is just mad because she has been trying to get me to fuck her and I am ignoring her advances. She asked me if I thought she was too fat to hose and I told her that I didn't think she was overweight. I have no idea what that crazy loon is talking about".

Deny, deny, deny.

Edit: Nevermind.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I'm going to get my coke and then go get yelled at now. I will be back in a bit.

[Satan]

Xanax eh? Figures.

[Dr. Lecter]

Got anything better to do, SATAN, than to come to a party uninvited and try feebly to insult the host and guests?
If this is entertainment for ya, you lead a very sad life, bro.

P.s. G$D that story was awesome.

[DrunkenJesus]

yup

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[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Xanax eh? Figures.

Shouldnt you be fucking your car in the exhaust pipe or something?

[ntype]

what we're supposed to say here ?

rack that story

bode

?

coolmeds story.

[Satan]

Shouldnt you be fucking your car in the exhaust pipe or something?

Ummm ok? Shouldnt you be fucking your cheese grater or something??

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

what we're supposed to say here ?

rack that story

bode

?

coolmeds story.

If you cant construct a thought to post on your own I think it would be in everyones best interests if you just stop posting.

[what?]

did you only get "bitched at" for 6 minutes, or are you showing this to your boss in his office?

[cLaY]

If you cant construct a thought to post on your own I think it would be in everyones best interests if you just stop posting.

leave dude alone, for real

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Ummm ok? Shouldnt you be fucking your cheese grater or something??

No. I dont obsess over my cheese grater the way you do over your car.