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Gross Ponderous Thoughts
#21

i'd like to bread and fry up some afterbirth for dinner. maybe some green beans for presentation and some nice garlic bread would top off the meal...and a nice Merlot, for i've heard afterbirth is a little gamey.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#22

asshat Wrote:am i pushing it to ask for both?

not at all, all the other chicks have seen my penis.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#23

I wish Ernie was here. I'd like his take on these matters.
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#24

cLaY Wrote:i'd like to bread and fry up some afterbirth for dinner. maybe some green beans for presentation and some nice garlic bread would top off the meal...and a nice Merlot, for i've heard afterbirth is a little gamey.
I ate a chinese girl's afterbirth, but I swear I was hungry again in about an hour.

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#25

Banana Wrote:asshat - thanks for the lesson, but it doesn't tell me what it TASTES like.
It tastes kind of like liver.

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#26

This thread is good. I'll come back to it later.
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#27

Have you ever, against your wishes and desires, thought about a family member as you were reaching orgasm?



I bet you will tonight. Wink
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#28

asshat Wrote:It tastes kind of like liver.
you have to kind of quickly seer it to hold the blood and mucus inside.

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#29

asshat Wrote:I ate a chinese girl's afterbirth, but I swear I was hungry again in about an hour.


that would be a a big:


RACK

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#30

Banana Wrote:Have you ever, against your wishes and desires, thought about a family member as you were reaching orgasm?



I bet you will tonight. Wink


good to see you gettin' back in the groove Wink
we miss the yellow fruit when she is gone

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#31

Banana Wrote:Have you ever, against your wishes and desires, thought about a family member as you were reaching orgasm?



I bet you will tonight. Wink


No and No. I'll be thinking about my roommate finding his hamper glazed with jizz.
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#32

Banana Wrote:Have you ever, against your wishes and desires, thought about a family member as you were reaching orgasm?



I bet you will tonight. Wink

Yes I have......My Wife!!! :d
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#33

Banana Wrote:Have you ever thought about being born, and how (if you were born vaginally) your genitals brushed past your mother's genitals? This is particularly bothersome if you are a guy.

rack the oedipal questions
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#34

reminds me of the french diplomat
kisses the baby before it is born
Smile

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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