[Banana]

Have you ever thought about being born, and how (if you were born vaginally) your genitals brushed past your mother's genitals? This is particularly bothersome if you are a guy.

[Banana]

Do you ever look at your parents and wonder what position they were using when you were conceived?

[Beaucephus]

No. :|

[Banana]

No. :|

Think about it now.

[paybacksare]

My mother always told me that I was conceived through immaculate conception and then laid into her arms by the most beautiful and wise of angels.

[Beaucephus]

No way damnit. :|

[Banana]

My mother always told me that I was conceived through immaculate conception and then laid into her arms by the most beautiful and wise of angels.

Must have been doggy-style.

[cLaY]

RACK this thread and RACK my tiny baby cock rubbing my mothers gapping vagina.

[Banana]

RACK this thread and RACK my tiny baby cock rubbing my mothers gapping vagina.

That's the spirit.

[snarg]

ugh, i found a rubber in my parents toilet one day
it was traumatic

and epiphanous, at the same time (sup, arby?)
as far as passing thru one's mother's vagina?? ya gotta be kidding
i would hope that jimmy stole your log-in for this one, nana

[cLaY]

i put the puppy in the shower with me Saturday, she was fucking filthy. as i'm squating down in the shower lathering her up she started to lick my penis and i got an erection.

[asshat]

i put the puppy in the shower with me Saturday, she was fucking filthy. as i'm squating down in the shower lathering her up she started to lick my penis and i got an erection.

i'm getting kind of hard reading about it. go on...

[cLaY]

i'm getting kind of hard reading about it. go on...

thats about it...oh, i left out the part where i shot my load on her puffy, hairy vagina.

[Banana]

Have you ever had a pet who gave birth and then ate the after birth? Ever wondered what that tastes like?

[yellowdog]

Ma swears she found me in an alley.

[asshat]

thats about it...oh, i left out the part where i shot my load on her puffy, hairy vagina.

$$$ bingo.

can you post this again tonight around midnight. pics would be nice.

[cLaY]

$$$ bingo.

can you post this again tonight around midnight. pics would be nice.

pics of the dog or my cock...or both?

[asshat]

Have you ever had a pet who gave birth and then ate the after birth? Ever wondered what that tastes like?

One of the least known facts about childbirth is that after the mother gives birth to the baby, she must continue to push to give birth to the afterbirth -- a big gooey mass of blood and tissue and placenta and baby snot. Not the sort of thing that tickles the palate.

But, as a co-worker has just informed me, some Native Americans actually collect afterbirth for celebratory purposes. Apparently, a "congratulations" card isn't enough -- they have some secret ceremony where the mother actually eats a bit of the afterbirth. I can't tell you how grossed out I am. My co-worker, part Native American herself, couldn't do the eating part, but she still has part of the afterbirth stored away (apparently for a rainy day or something).

Now, now, I refuse to pass judgment on cultural traditions simply because they differ from my own. In fact, check out this little tidbit:
The placenta, umbilical cord, and extraembryonic membranes, which are expelled from the womb after a mammalian fetus is born. In most nonhuman mammals the afterbirth, which contains nutrients and might otherwise attract predators, is eaten by the female.

So you see, placentas and extraembryonic membranes are a nutritious treat, and eating them has the added benefit of keeping those pesky predators away (like corporate lawyers, Arthur Andersen accountants, and Kathleen Harris).

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[asshat]

pics of the dog or my cock...or both?

am i pushing it to ask for both?

[Banana]

asshat - thanks for the lesson, but it doesn't tell me what it TASTES like.