[Charon]

Must be a UJ thang, at least I get a brake from that drunk avatar!

[VitaminE]

Get out of my dreams

Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? ... and who are you?" he asked"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven" "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die... I'm too young" said Harry"If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately" "It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own.."

Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad"I want to return as a hen" Harry replied.

And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow... then along came the rooster"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm" he said"How does it feel?"

"Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up" "Oh that!" said the rooster"That's only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??" "No, how do I do that?" Harry asked"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can"

Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground"Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

"Harry, for Goodness sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"

[what?]

I changed it.

hot. do you have one of her sneezing?

[TomFoolery]

hot. do you have one of her sneezing?

No. I did a Google image search for "Wigger". I chose Barbara Wigger's picture for my new avatar.

[Anhil8tor]

dosen't MT use old people in his av?

[minorthreat]

dosen't MT use old people in his av?

Sometimes

[cLaY]

dosen't MT use old people in his av?

you're starting to sound like fem more and more every day.

[Anhil8tor]

you're starting to sound like fem more and more every day.

:wub: I knew you'd like it..

[ntype]

Jacking avatars is a faggot move. Get fisted, bitch.

hey ?!? change your fukkin avatar troll

[PurpleHaze]

Get out of my dreams

Get into my car!




(sorry, that's all i could come up with for this thread)

[Dr. Lecter]

Get into my car!




(sorry, that's all i could come up with for this thread)

Well, even though you missed it, his first avatar at the time was (or really resembled) Billy Ocean... so THANKS!!!

(Carribean Queen = $$$$)

[SanDog]

Carribean Queen, now sharing the same dream

[TomFoolery]

Carribean Queen, now we're sharing the same dream

And our hearts they beat as one

No more love on the run

[SanDog]

She dashed by me in painted on jeans...

[Dr. Lecter]

and ALL heads turned, cause she was the queen




(TF confirm, it was Billy Ocean, right?)

[SanDog]

In the blink of eye I knew her number and her name...yeah...




(it was Billy Ocean)

[Dr. Lecter]

she said I was the type she wanted to tame

[SanDog]

she said I was the tiger she wanted to tame

Skip chorus:

I lose my cool when she steps in the room

[Dr. Lecter]

And I get so exciiiited, just from her perfume

[SanDog]

Electric eyes that you can't ignore