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asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:05 PM

TomFoolery Wrote:The old Asshat would have found a way to make this statement funny.

Where do the Old Tom and Asshat post now?

asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:06 PM

I'll bet its with the Old Banana and VitaminE somewhere.

Anhil8tor · 04-19-2005, 09:13 PM

did you just answer yourself?

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg · 04-19-2005, 09:14 PM

Who cares, this page sucked back on page one. Anything done to it now is just icing on the shit cake.

04-19-2005, 09:15 PM

I want a boob job, I think. Maybe after I'm done having kids.

asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:15 PM

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Who cares, this page sucked back on page one. Anything done to it now is just icing on the shit cake.

^^ Has a small penis and doesn't know what to do about it.

asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:16 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:I want a boob job, I think. Maybe after I'm done having kids.

Have you tried rubbing toilet paper between your boobs?

04-19-2005, 09:18 PM

asshat Wrote:Have you tried rubbing toilet paper between your boobs?

Once when I got glazed there after sex. Why?

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg · 04-19-2005, 09:19 PM

asshat Wrote:^^ Has a small penis and doesn't know what to do about it.

Rack small penis smack coming from the "male enhancement" specialist. :lol: :roll:

asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:19 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:Once when I got glazed there after sex. Why?

It will make them bigger.

04-19-2005, 09:19 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:Once when I got glazed there after sex. Why?

Thanx for the erection.

asshat · 04-19-2005, 09:55 PM

asshat Wrote:It will make them bigger.

bump for PH

SanDog · 04-19-2005, 10:01 PM

asshat Wrote:It will make them bigger.

I love that joke.

asshat · 04-19-2005, 10:03 PM

SanDog Wrote:I love that joke.

I thought I was gettin a nibble for a second.

04-19-2005, 10:03 PM

SanDog Wrote:I love that joke.

I don't get it. :mellow:

SanDog · 04-19-2005, 10:04 PM

asshat Wrote:I thought I was gettin a nibble for a second.

You got a bite, pull that rod, hook that fukker.

asshat · 04-19-2005, 10:06 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:I don't get it. :mellow:

You said you wanted bigger boobs. I told you that you could rub toilet paper between your boobs and it will make them bigger.

04-19-2005, 10:09 PM

asshat Wrote:You said you wanted bigger boobs. I told you that you could rub toilet paper between your boobs and it will make them bigger.

How is rubbing toilet paper in between my boobs going to make them bigger?

SanDog · 04-19-2005, 10:10 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:How is rubbing toilet paper in between my boobs going to make them bigger?

Get the net, that shit is banging the hull!!!!!

asshat · 04-19-2005, 10:10 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:How is rubbing toilet paper in between my boobs going to make them bigger?

I'm not sure, but it worked on your ass, didn't it?

Can I get a rim shot here? Please, everybody, try the veal.

We're going to be here all weekend.