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So, I've been taking...... (NOW NSFW)
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....this stuff called Nero Amplifico. Its an all natural male sexual enhancement supplement with guaranteed immediate and long term results.

My fucking cock is huge now! It is unbelievable. I have gotten several favorable comments.

PM me if anyone wants any information.

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#2

when are you filing the class action suit to get your money back?

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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uh huh


suuuuure

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asshat Wrote:....this stuff called Nero Amplifico. Its an all natural male sexual enhancement supplement with guaranteed immediate and long term results.

My fucking cock is huge now! It is unbelievable. I have gotten several favorable comments.

PM me if anyone wants any information.

so, would this make you one of those "before" penis enhancement picture people? either way, i'd like a picture to back up your claim. thanks.
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RACK the dudes not coming in to talk about how huge their cocks REALLY are... yet, anyway :roll:

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Ball Handler Wrote:RACK the dudes not coming in to talk about how huge their cocks REALLY are... yet, anyway :roll:

I'm the proud owner of a small penis.:ph34r:
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Ball Handler Wrote:RACK the dudes not coming in to talk about how huge their cocks REALLY are... yet, anyway :roll:
Clay and MadHatter aren't around right now. :ph_ph34r:
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PurpleHaze Wrote:so, would this make you one of those "before" penis enhancement picture people? either way, i'd like a picture to back up your claim. thanks.
I only took it because they sent me a really nice email and included two months free and a free coffee mug with absolutely no obligation.

I must say that I am very happy with my penis now.

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asshat Wrote:I only took it because they sent me a really nice email and included two months free and a free coffee mug with absolutely no obligation.

I must say that I am very happy with my penis now.

it's finally normal sized huh.
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Bill Wrote:it's finally normal sized huh.
You know, what is "normal" sized in the world of penises? I mean, really?

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asshat Wrote:You know, what is "normal" sized in the world of penises? I mean, really?

Well to be honest, I don't think I'm qualified to answer this question. I havn't spent a whole lot of time shopping for a new one.
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asshat Wrote:I must say that I am very happy with my penis now.
and i'm happy with it too. :drool: thanks!
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Clay and MadHatter aren't around right now. :ph_ph34r:


:finger:

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:and i'm happy with it too. :drool: thanks!

Wink

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TomFoolery Wrote::finger:
Shut up and get to work on my "belated" birthday present. Thanks.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Shut up and get to work on my "belated" birthday present. Thanks.

Fuck that. Get one of the dudes with a horse cock to send you a present, whore.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck that. Get one of the dudes with a horse cock to send you a present, whore.
And here I thought you would be the most pleased to hear the news.

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asshat Wrote:And here I thought you would be the most pleased to hear the news.

The old Asshat would have found a way to make this statement funny.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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asshat Wrote:....this stuff called Nero Amplifico. Its an all natural male sexual enhancement supplement with guaranteed immediate and long term results.

My fucking cock is huge now! It is unbelievable. I have gotten several favorable comments.

PM me if anyone wants any information.

Honey, it's not huge.:roll: Now, Oscar, the black thoroughbred in the barn is huge. I think he especially enjoys the little massages you give him when it's warm outside. Of course, I know you enjoy his little presents to you too. Please use the money you spend on those pills and buy mama the medicine I need to clear up that nasty infection. I know it leaves a bad taste in your mouth and all.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck that. Get one of the dudes with a horse cock to send you a present, whore.

i think i sense some jealously. man up and send the fucking present. you owe me that.
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