[BIRD33]

This is actually happening so I don't see how spork applies.

You don't deserve it but 8 hours later you're getting an update.Coming home drunk from watching the game I notice when I open my door the 24 year old quickly opens her door and comes out to smoke a cigarette.Hello.So I go outside to get something "from my car" after smoking a bowl and literally throw out the lamest line of "So are you a big football fan?"I quickly follow up with a furious series of questions about how she is and how the move is going and what fucking high school she went to.You may be asking why is she listening to this?Kids looking good.So its kind of going so well that I contemplate asking her if she smokes weed which because if she says yes at that point its a done deal.Penis in mouth.I hold back and bid her adieu.Learn from this.