[BIRD33]

I've been using the recent spate of disasters to get laid.The earthquake afforded me the opportunity to text a broad I know wants me to see if she was still alive.7 hours after the quake so you know it was from the heart.This hurricane is right up my alley as well.Figuring when shits really getting realz on saturday I'm going to shoot her a text telling her I'm going to come over to make sure her house* is ok since she lives blocks from me.I think when you see those reports about the cost of the damage from the storm you need to factor in the positive aspects to get a true picture.



*vagina