[BIRD33]

Friday night I went out with my friend and his neighbors who are all about 5 to 10 years older than me.We hit one bar and get our drink on then head back to my place to smoke a bowl.We hit the trendy sushi bar in my neighborhood after that and its full of people in their 40's who really should just be home watching their kids rather than wearing hats that look ridiculous on 24 year olds.Just give it up already gramps.Anyway I'm so stoned when I get the the sushi place that I'm barely coherent.My friend knows some people there so we sidle up to them.Turns out the owner of the place is in the group and I shit you not within 5 minutes of meeting him he buys me a shot, rests his hand on my shoulder for an uncomfortable amount of time and tells me he lives two blocks away(I'm so stoned I respond that I too live close).