[Banana]

I went to the dentist. On my way back, I stopped at a store and put on men's cologne, and then had an urge to have sex with myself. But, that's not the most interesting part. As I was leaving the parking lot, this man was walking straight ahead, and without warning, he fell face first to the ground. And didn't move. So I watched for a while and he still didn't move. No one else seemed to care, so I honked my horn. No motion. I eventually called the cops, then waited around to see what happened. I was concerned he had a heart attack or something. The cops came and woke him up, and must have told him to bugger off, because he walked away with no problem. He must have passed out :| I have NEVER been that drunk.

Fuck TF420