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Today - Banana - 07-09-2004

I went to the dentist. On my way back, I stopped at a store and put on men's cologne, and then had an urge to have sex with myself. But, that's not the most interesting part. As I was leaving the parking lot, this man was walking straight ahead, and without warning, he fell face first to the ground. And didn't move. So I watched for a while and he still didn't move. No one else seemed to care, so I honked my horn. No motion. I eventually called the cops, then waited around to see what happened. I was concerned he had a heart attack or something. The cops came and woke him up, and must have told him to bugger off, because he walked away with no problem. He must have passed out :| I have NEVER been that drunk.

Fuck TF420

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Today - Cornelius - 07-09-2004

speedbump his ass!

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Today - Suicide Jim - 07-09-2004

that is what's called being awe-inspiringly shit-faced

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Today - SanDog - 07-09-2004

That story would have been sooo much better if he was dead and you did nothing but watch it happen and honk....


just sayin'

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Today - Banana - 07-09-2004

Quote:Originally posted by SanDog@Jul 8 2004, 10:17 PM
That story would have been sooo much better if he was dead and you did nothing but watch it happen and honk....


just sayin'

That made me laugh. :lmao:
Fuck TF420

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Today - TomFoolery - 07-09-2004

Quote:Originally posted by banana+Jul 8 2004, 10:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(banana @ Jul 8 2004, 10:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-banana

Fuck TF420&nbsp;

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Today - mad_hatter - 07-09-2004

Sorry about that, I just got so sleepy all of a sudden

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Today - Banana - 07-09-2004

Quote:Originally posted by mad_hatter@Jul 8 2004, 10:29 PM
Sorry about that,&nbsp; I just got so sleepy all of a sudden

Does your face hurt?

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Today - SanDog - 07-09-2004

It's killing me...

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