[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If your cocks internet life is anything like it's real life, yes..it's my hero.

I seriously think there's something wrong with me..if I'm not thinking about sex, I'm trying to get it...if I'm not trying to get it..I'm taking care of it myself or thinking of ways to get it...a g/f of mine told me yesterday that I'm at that horny age....who knows.

Quit wearing your courdoroy jeans inside out.