[Bill]

So I got to thinking this weekend. It doesn't always happen, and this is why:

It is a safe bet that god is a man. God made Adam in his own image, etc. You could claim he meant a humanoid form, except that Adam had genitals. Since there's no mention of Adam waking up with a dong when God put him to sleep so he could make Eve we can assume he had it all along.

Well this means God must also procreate like we do. If Adam is made in his image, and adam has cock and balls, then god must too. And why would god have sexual organs if not to have sex.

Lastly. God made Adam, but didn't give him an Eve. Now since we know God is a male of his species, and has sex, he must know about companionship. So why wouldn't he give Adam an Eve right off the bat? Simple: he thought Adam would be happier without Eve. You don't think like that unless you are in a bad relationship/marriage.

Ergo: God has a shitty marriage. Or at the least, a naggy bitch for a partner.

I'm game smarty smart man but I'll take your observations a few steps furthur.

I agree, or at least it is written in the bible the way you spout it. Adam was created in God's image, cock and balls included. With that in mind, did adam have a belly button? If so why the fuck would God need a belly button? Was god "born"? and if so by whom?

Furthermore, after Adam and Eve ate from the tree of life (genesis 3:22 = And the Lord God said, Behold the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil...) Who the fuck is "us"?

on a side note, depending on what version of the bible you use Genesis has some very interesting differences cause in some versions Genesis 1:26 reads: And God said, "Let us make man in our image after our likeness..."
again the unapporpriate use of us, and our....

The bible in itself is an interesting read if you believe or not.