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Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages
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FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)

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RACK the fuck outta that guy! I like his shaving rules.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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I told my friends wife that this contract was pretty funny, and she no longer talks to me.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#5

:S

someone should tell this dude that womens are not objects
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ntype Wrote::S

someone should tell this dude that womens are not objects

thanks Ntypes girlfriend.

See You In Toledo
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#7

Whatever the case you can tell that guy put some serious thought into everything..

I loved the pajama part..

They will be under your pillow.. unless you aren't to wear any.
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#8

"Everday Saturday you are to use the Wahl clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2", and then present yourself to me for measurement checks."

This guy means business...

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#9

bleh
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WoolyGoat Wrote:"Everday Saturday you are to use the Wahl clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2", and then present yourself to me for measurement checks."

This guy means business...

at least he bought a good brand of clippers..


I'd like to see a picture of the female that put up with this shit.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:Iowa man

nuff said.
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#12

GBD - 14 for Anal, not expected.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#13

i'll be printing this out and giving a copy to my wife tonight. stay tuned.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#14

did he draw this up before or after they married?
If he presented her with this before the marriage and she went through with it anyway [Image: eyebrow1qb.gif]
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I don't believe that she signed it...

"A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below."

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I guess I don't really see what the problem is here. Dude asked for it. She did not have to sign it (which see apparently did not). She could have dumped him (which she apparently did not). Fuck her for being an idiot.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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i think he forgot the threesomes with her friends section
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cLaY Wrote:i'll be printing this out and giving a copy to my wife tonight. stay tuned.

Update?
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#19

this guy should be the new L Ron Hubbard.
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